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dad
Everyone loves their dad, even strippers who got into the profession because they never got enough hugs. But as much as we love dads, sometimes they hit the target, and other times, not so much. With that in mind, we found some baby seats that fathers might purchase, from the obscene to the obscure and everything in between.
seatbelt
Well, the principle is there, but we think this might cause more harm than good.
advanced
Oh no, he looks secure.
atv
That's the front of an ATV in case you couldn't recognize it, and it is, by far, the safest place in the world for a baby. Well, assuming the floor is made of lava.
bike
There's a baby between the sexy man up front and the chick ridding on the back. That's right, friction holds him in place.
bentley
Now here's something classy, the Bentley baby seat. We'd rock this in the back seat any day of the week.
basket
When all else fails, put the baby in the basket. Just watch out for that rock.
bike2
Here's a two-fer. One baby on the back in a backpack, and the other — in a fucking bucket. Classy.
crochet
It's not very daddy-like to do crochet, but the color choices seem like something a dad who's trying too hard would use.
zebra
Only Dad would think pink and zebra print would be cool. Although, maybe it is. Maybe?
ferrari
Another classy seat, this one with a Ferrari touch. Now if only we could find one of these things.
golf
Well THAT looks solidly buckled in. Gotta make sure you can get that beer, after all.
kidman
Nicole Kidman should know better, right? Well she did marry Tom Cruise at one point, so maybe her decision making ability isn't up to par. Wait - is that a short joke?
packed
We count 9 babies here, but we're willing to bet there's another four out of the frame.
pass_seat
Any seat is better than no seat, right?
pickup
We call shotgun! Yeah, just throw that baby in the back, honey, it'll be fine.
2fer
Another two-fer here. Two kids, one truck bed, no waiting.
recaro
The company that makes racing seats that protect race car drivers in 200 mph crashes also can protect your kid. This would be a good decision for dad, for sure.
wheelbarrow
We think putting the baby in with a load of dirt is the best way to go.
sparco
Another race car company, another cool baby seat. Not a bad idea in our book.
dick
We saved the best for last. That's right, this baby seat looks like a dick. Happy father's day!