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These next few hours will be the last you'll have to spend of 2014 without NFL football. Now we can all go back to bandwagon rooting for the Seattle Seahawks while simultaneously hate-watching Macklemore for rooting for the same team/corrupting Russell Wilson. These are the trying decisions a Complex reader must make, but in fairness, rappers have to make them to.
We're still unsure if Lil Wayne is actually a Packers fan, and the world is waiting on Drake to finally become a Buffalo Bills fan and somehow move that team to Toronto. A few rappers, however, actually look like a some of the guys taking the field this Sunday, which may or may not assuage their impending NFL team pledging. From Pacman Jones sharing a resemblance to Chief Keef and a certain Cardinals rookie looking like Yeezus himself, these are The Most Accurate NFL-Rapper Doppelgangers.
Chad Johnson and A$AP Rocky
Given that Chad Johnson is broke and has been known to throw a few bars out there, perhaps he should seriously consider a career as a struggle rapper.
Anquan Boldin and RZA
Anquan Boldin turns 34 next month and RZA's still relevant even two decades after the height of the Wu's come-up, making these two a pair of ageless wonders.
Denard Robinson and Ace Hood
Any Toby Gerhart fantasy owners might want to take notice: Denard Robinson, the former Michigan quarterback, is the Jaguars' No. 2 running back.
Richard Sherman and Busta Rhymes
An uncanny and ferocious resemblance.
Richie Incognito and Yung Lean
Someone needs to let Yung Lean know about this so he can start making music about how Richie Incognito is his extraterrestrial dad.
Marshawn Lynch and Waka Flocka Flame
Marshawn Lynch's runs are usually just a series of Waka ad-libs, if that makes any sense.
Robert Griffin III and Andre 3000
We got called out last time for comparing RG3 to Meek Mill. Three Stacks is way more fitting, thanks guys.
Russell Okung and Maseo
Maseo has a son who's an actual NFL player, but Russell Okung manages to look more like Maseo. Life goes on.
Teddy Bridgewater and Ma$e
After this, how can you not root for Teddy Bridgewater to work out in Minnesota?
Jamaal Anderson and Ludacris
This one may be the most accurate of the most accurate.
Kyle Fuller & Iamsu
Kyle Fuller might lowkey be the most important piece of that Bears defense this season.
Aldon Smith and Danny Brown
Aldon Smith pulled it off, tho.
Pacman Jones and Chief Keef
So if Chief Keef spends his 20s in strip clubs and goes through a series of life-altering setbacks, this is what he'll look like in 2026.
Robert Gill and Miguel
The oldest rookie of the 2013 NFL season may be out of a job this season, but at least he looks like Miguel. And when you look like Miguel, you can have sex with beautiful women.
Zach Bauman and Kanye West
Zach Bauman doesn't even have to try this Halloween.