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When attending a sporting event, there are a few things you need to check off your personal checklist before walking out that front door. Obviously, you need to have those tickets in a safe place. You gotta make sure you pregame because beers cost $50. And maybe you can get your lady to sneak in some hard liquor in either her bra or her purse. Either one of those options work, we're not here to judge. Finally, you need to prepare yourself for the drunk fanboys that you're bound to come across at some point.
From the outside looking in, these spectacles are sad but mostly they're hilarious. So, why don't you join us as we take a look at some head-shaking moments of fans vomiting and shitting on themselves, picking fights with sober people and practically every other odd instance you can possibly think of. Here's a Photo and Video Gallery: The Most Drunk Sports Fans at Live Sports Events.
Drunk Guy Scores a 10
Year: 2013
Fan of: Minnesota Vikings
The commentary by the guy filming this collapse makes the video 1,000x better.
Knocked. Out.
Year: 2012
Fan of: Chicago Cubs
Yeah, she's wasted and pissed on herself, but look, when she wakes up, her neck is gonna be all messed up.
Just Cleaning Out the Pipes
Year: 2013
Fan of: Toronto Blue Jays
Dude gets his Excorcist on and continues on his merry way. Don't you wish being drunk could be that easy?
That Warm, Fuzzy Feeling
Year: 2013
Fan of: Kansas City Chiefs
Aww. Homie is so nice for not wanting to wake his girl up, so he can go to the bathroom.
I Swear, Mr. Officer, I'm Not Drunk
Year: 2011
Fan of: Milwaukee Brewers
We can see a little bit of ourselves in this kid. But what we don't see is getting wasted in a damn stadium with cops all around!
Always Wear Your Helmet...Or Someone Else's
Year: 2013
Fan of: Chicago Blackhawks
When you're sober, the internal dialogue of "I'm gonna steal his helmet in the middle of a game, put it on my head and it's going to be hilarious" doesn't make any sense.
Play Ball!
Year: 2009
Fan of: Nudist resorts
Sometimes, you just gotta let the boys get some fresh air. Then subsequently register as a sex offender.
Grab Your Popcorn
Year: 2013
Fan of: Washington State
Laugh all you want, but those kernels probably tasted like he was eating a gourmet dish in heaven at that moment. We've all been there.
Suited and Zooted
Year: 2006
Fan of: Royal Ascot Horse Race
Oh you thought the Brits were a tad more classy than us? Nah, fam.
The Agony of Defeat
Year: 2009
Fan of: FC Schalke 04
We're guessing dude's team lost, right?
Is He Dead?
Year: 2008
Fan of: The Preakness Stakes
This girl went from sympathy to "SELFIE!" way too fast.
Gravity 1, Drunk Fan 0
Year: 2013
Fan of: St. Louis Cardinals
Dude really thought he could land a front kick when he couldn't even stand up straight. Nah! *Chief Keef voice*
The Dangers of Toilet Running
Year: 2009
Fan of: The Preakness Stakes
*cues the soundtrack* Actually, this seems more appropriate.
Double Trouble
Year: 2014
Fan of: Brooklyn Nets
Dude is so wasted that he also thought the furturistic-looking, toilet-esque urinal was actually the toilet. SMH.
When You Gotta Go...
Year: 2014
Fan of: New York Rangers
Do you see that line?! What did you want him to do? Piss on himself? The third period is about to start, fam!