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To us, "worst" can mean a lot of things. This time, almost all the cars on this list were awesome at one time, but should have had better lives than they did. As you'll see, most of these were so abused and neglected, we almost expected sad Sarah McLachlan music to start playing out our computer speakers while we checked out these listings. (We were also left wondering why "People for the Ethical Treatment of Automobiles" doesn't exist.) Here are some of the most heartbreaking rides we've seen on eBay in ages. Check out 10 of the Worst Cars on eBay Right Now.
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1950 Buick Sedanette
Location: San Antonio, Texas
Price: $200 (reserve not met)
To be fair, this Buick is tagging along on an auction for a 1994 Chevrolet Caprice that the seller apparently also purchased to be a donor car for the Buick. But when the auction pops up, the first thing you see is this photo and a quote from the seller, "NEEDS FUEL PUMP."
1968 Mercedes-Benz 250SE Limo
Location: Fort Worth, Texas
Price: Buy It Now for $2,000
We're completely sure that this is exactly what you picture when you picture rolling in the lap of teutonic 1960s luxury. Yup.
1979 Pontiac Trans Am
Location: Wausau, Wis.
Price: $610 (reserve not met)
Looks a bit like the flaming hood poultry caught fire and took the body work with it.
1966 Chevrolet Corvair Monza
Location: Washougal, Wash.
Price: Starting bid: $200 (0 bids)
This Corvair Monza is a fixer-upper that comes with a spare car for parts. If this is intended as the base for your resto project, we wonder what that spare car must look like?
1991 Range Rover
Location: Hermiston, Ore.
Price: $860
Where to begin with this one? Uh, we're pretty sure even the least car-inclined person in the world might notice that this isn't even close to a 1959 Cadillac ambulance/hearse (Miller-Meteor or otherwise). That aside, we also love that this seller couldn't be bothered to move this Range Rover away from that big pole before taking photos to try to sell it to you. That's salesmanship.
1959 Austin Healey Bugeye Sprite
Location: Jonesboro, Ark.
Price: $500
Instead of being one of the happiest-looking cars ever made, this Sprite looks like it came from the set of a horror movie. Someone also needs to teach the seller that it's possible (and helpful) to turn their phone and take some wide photos to help with the sale.
1965 Pontiac LeMans
Location: Mountain Home, Ark.
Price: Current price: $810 with Reserve Not Met
Here's a great opportunity for a '65 LeMans Convertible. Um, some assembly required.
1966 Ford Mustang
Location: Morrisville, N.Y.
Price: Starting bid: $800 (0 bids)
The beginning of summer is a great time to get into a restoration project. A 1966 Mustang might sound like just the thing you're looking for, too. We're not so sure this is the one, though.
1969 Dodge Charger
Location: Morrisville, N.Y.
Price: $900
If your friend told you that they just got a sweet classic Charger, we're betting this is totally not what you'd picture.
1970 Opel GT
Location: Fredricksburg, Va.
Price: Current bid: $750
This was once a beautiful Opel GT, which is what makes it so heartbreaking. At least the seller has a sense of humor. "Beautiful Opel GT before it was hit by a tree limb. Now a convertible with potential."