The 25 Greatest Fat Baseball Players of All Time

Because you don't have to actually be fit to excel at America's national pastime.

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The story goes that John Kruk, the rotund '90s All-Star first basemen, was enjoying a cigarrette once, and was confronted by a woman who recognized him and wondered how he could smoke and be a professional athlete. He replied: "I ain't an athlete, lady, I'm a baseball player."

Which sums up part of the appeal of America's pastime: you don't actually have to be in great shape to play it, and, on occasion, play it well. Not that it's easy—you try throwing a baseball 90 miles an hour, much less hitting a baseball traveling 90 miles an hour—but it's not inconceivable that dudes with 10, 20, maybe even 50 pounds to spare could do well at the sport. From workhorse hurlers to slugging first basemen to even the occasional Gold Glove winner—these are the 25 Greatest Fat Baseball Players of All Time. Lift a mug (and maybe a chicken wing) in a hearty salute!

Gates Brown

Dmitri Young

Terry Forster

Jeff Burroughs

Sid Fernandez

Mo Vaughn

Livan Hernandez

Rick Reuschel

Smoky Burgess

Bob Horner

Terry Pendleton

David Wells

John Kruk

Greg Luzinski

Prince Fielder

Cecil Fielder

Miguel Cabrera

C.C. Sabathia

Boog Powell

Mickey Lolich

Fernando Valenzuela

Hack Wilson

Kirby Puckett

Tony Gwynn

Babe Ruth

1. Babe Ruth

Years Active: 1914-1935

Team(s): Red Sox, Yankees, Braves

Playing Weight: 215 lbs.

You could make a really convincing argument that Babe Ruth is the best baseball player of all time, period (a career OPS of 1.164 and 29.2 consecutive scoreless World Series innings will help you make that point), so the fact that he's purported to have once downed 12 hot dogs and 8 bottles of soda between games is just icing on the cake (you've gotta have some cake after all those dogs and pop, right?). Just think: If Ruth could accomplish what he did given the amount of performance-hindering substances he ingested, imagine what he might've done in the age of BALCO? On second thought, let's not. We like the legend of Babe Ruth just fine the way it is.

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