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Another season went by and there will be no Three-peat, Three-Heat, or any other stupid puns. We can all be thankful for that. Instead the San Antonio Spurs avenged last year’s loss and went on to hoist the trophy meaning that both cities are winners and that all trash talk shall cease due to this fact.
Oh wait, that’s not how it works. Especially when the losing squad was the NBA’s current villainous team that also happens to house (at least for now) the league’s biggest lightning rod of a player. If there ever was a recipe for social media derision, this was it. After all, when you’re a person who has to use Twitter to get his voice heard, you don’t get many chances to mock LeBron. That’s why you got to take advantage of opportunities like last night. Sure, he has millions of dollars, a global brand, two rings, a mansion, a--wait--what the hell were we talking about again?
Anyway here’s the best digs taken at the man and his teammates last night.
@ShawnEvansII
Just like old times, right?
@ShawnEvansII
Almost had it there.
@Scott_CEOofSUH
D-Wade's biggest wish right now? That people remember his Finals performance about as well as they remember this movie.
@itsJarm
There are further things from a ring (Milwaukee, Philadelphia, many others for example). But Twitter is free, so really who are we to complain?
@FullOfShitTrey
We're not really sure what Lance Stephenson had to do with ending the Heat's title reign.
But you know, whatever, it works.
@YaBoyMJ23
Having tits is pretty much the definition of emasculation. Acutally, there's a better definition that we won't stoop low enough to mention (dick chopping) but clearly memes are all about keeping it tasteful.
@FalconRunner1
Whoa, how did David Robinson get dragged into this?
Oh right, because he did that stupid ass movie.
@FalconRunner1
#ThrowbackMonday. By the way Heat fans, if you had one guy to replay the series with, would you pick that kid on the right or Dwyane Wade?
Tough call.