For those of you guys out there that just spent (another) Valentine's Day alone, never fear because Joel Embiid has a pickup line that, now that I think about it, it actually only makes sense when he uses it. Sorry.
For those of you who think Embiid's method sounds familiar, it's probably because, years earlier, Alonzo Mourning revealed that Dikembe Mutombo used the exact same line, except swap out "The Process" for "Mutombo":
Hmmm. Yeah, I highly doubt this would work for you (call it a hunch).
Related Stories
Joel Embiid Solicits Girl Advice Online, Continues to Be the NBA's Realest Tweeter
76ers first-round pick Joel Embiid went to Twitter on Thursday night to crowd source girl advice.
Joel Embiid Says He'd Like to Star On 'The Bachelor' to Get Girls to Slide Into His DMs
Joel Embiid wouldn't mind starring on 'The Bachelor' to get girls to slide into his DMs.
Alonzo Mourning Confirms Dikembe Mutombo Used "Who Wants to Sex Mutombo?" as a Pick-Up Line
Alonzo Mourning just revealed that Dikembe Mutombo DID use "Who wants to sex Mutombo?" as a pick-up line.
