Maybe you know him as the undefeated champ, maybe you know him as the guy Manny Pacquiao's ducking, maybe you know him as the guy who's ducking Manny Pacquiao, or maybe you just know him as the guy who never stops talking about how much money he has. No matter how you view Floyd Mayweather, the man's lived and seen it all. He can share his wealth of life experience to you like some sort of parent/internet hybrid. Instagram was built to make people's lives look glamorous so if your friends can pull it off, think of what Mayweather can do. Here's some Life Lessons We Learned From His Feed. Though if your income is sub-$1 million a year, most of these won't apply.
Maybe you know him as the undefeated champ, maybe you know him as the guy Manny Pacquiao's ducking, maybe you know him as the guy who's ducking Manny Pacquiao, or maybe you just know him as the guy who never stops talking about how much money he has. No matter how you view Floyd Mayweather, the man's lived and seen it all. He can share his wealth of life experience to you like some sort of parent/internet hybrid. Instagram was built to make people's lives look glamorous so if your friends can pull it off, think of what Mayweather can do. Here's some Life Lessons We Learned From His Feed. Though if your income is sub-$1 million a year, most of these won't apply.
Luxury should extend to everything.
Caption: "Mobile massage"
"Road head" would've probably made a better caption. But hey, what the hell do we know?
Subtlety is overrated.
Caption: "Happy birthday @badmedina. I appreciate you and I LOVE you. You've been by my side for 5 years and helped me win 5 of my 11 World titles. Every time I called on you, you were my shoulder to cry on and a friend that I could talk to about anything. Every gift you received from me, you truly deserve because you're a gift that God gave me."
Of course, there are ways to be even less subtle. Just ask Ray J.
Have no fear of being robbed.
Caption: "It's all about having choices.. $6.4 million worth (and this is just one case): 8 Audermar Piguets... 8 Rolexs... 2 Aximums... 3 Franck Mullers... 1 Hublot Big Bang King... 1 Rainbow Tourbillon... 1 Piaget Galaxy"
Have you ever left your phone in your car and someone told you "Don't just leave that on the seat," and you replied with "Hey, shut up," and then came back and your window was smashed? If that's ever happened to anybody else then you too learned a valuable lesson. But look at Floyd. He's doing better than any ten (thousand) of us combined, and he just posts everything he's got for the world to see. You'd think that people would turn their sights to his pad. And even though it he catches you he could easily smash your nose into your head, it still might be a better cost/benefit analysis than robbing a bank.
Eat, drink, and sleep your brand.
Caption: "Bed time "
There seems to be one thing on Floyd's mind at all times of the day, so it doesn't take a rocket scientist to guess what he's dreaming about.
God broke Paul George's leg.
Start your day off with a sponge bath.
Caption: "This is how I get my day started, everyday. - MR. MY LIFE IS THE SH*T www.themoneyteam.com Download @shots"
The height of luxury is getting a sponge bath first thing in the morning. But brushing your teeth in the tub? Come on Floyd, poor people do that.
Friends take a backseat to money.
Though get an entourage, pronto.
Caption: "Hate or appreciate"
Your pay-per-view dollars weren't lost in vain.
Always make sure to accessorize.
Caption: "#TBT yellow mink / yellow hat / yellow Ferrari"
We can't stress it enough, people. Even if it means that yellow Ferrari will have you looking like you skinned Big Bird it beats going out without a matching color scheme.
When you're rich you can do whatever you want.
Caption: "At the Big Boy Mansion playing Tecmo Bowl"
Floyd Mayweather's Instagram is full of exotic cars, private jets, and countless other amenities that'd give Robin Leach sensory overload. That's all well and good, but how many functioning NES's still exist on the planet? Floyd has a lot to envy but this throwback? No joke, we're now jealous.
Money buys access.
Caption: "Money Mayweather & @RobKardashian cutting his cake"
We were going to go with a picture of Floyd and President Obama, but then we said "You know what? Lots of people have pictures with the president." The true measure of success is getting exclusive access to places where nobodies like us can't go. Example? Rob Kardashian's birthday party. That's right the Rob Kardashian. The guy who...*thinks for a long time* is brother's with a woman famous from a sex tape. And though hanging out with Rob is probably not what we'd do with that power, it was still probably a pretty sweet even. Even ifnobody else got a slice of that cake.
People like whatever celebrities say.
Caption: "Time is money."
Have you ever read something nonsensical that a celebrity tweeted/Instagrammed and it had like 50,000 likes and you wondered "what the hell is that?" Well, if you ever get famous you can be on the other side of that coin and write literally whatever you want, for instance: "Time is money" (or this) and have it spread like Internet wildfire.
Put your best foot forward.
Caption: "#TheMoneyTeam taking care is the less fortunate"
Photo ops don't just have to be for politicians. How do we come to such a cynical conclusion when Floyd's doing something so selfless? It could be this picture that immediately proceeds it. Or, it could also be every other picture on his feed.
Talk trash, avoid conflict.
Caption: "This is my Christmas card to the world... Happy Sleepy Holidays zzzzzzzzzzzz"
Regardless of who you blame for these two failing to fight (Our choice? The lack of a governing body for boxing.) we've all pretty much given up hope that it'll ever happen. With everyone knowing this will never go down, Floyd's free to do everything, even ring in the holiday season, with a meme/f*ck you to Manny Pacquiao. You might say it's like talking trash to a bully on probation, or you might say it's more like a guy setting up a fight then trying to get over 80 percent of the profits. After all 50/50... in what world is that fair?
Silence your haters.
Caption: "This is my actuality... @badmedina@mssunray"
*Begins to type something, then is silenced. Because yeah, that does look pretty great.*
