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Cars and sex. Whether you like to go fast or nice and slow, whether you prefer an American or an exotic model, or whether you enjoy "head-on collisions" or having "tailgait parties" (wink, wink), it's hard not to compare riding vehicles to riding with your girl. Savvy adult film producers have known this for a long time. Adult film directors (and amateur upstarts) have shot steamy scenes in every type of automobile imaginable for years, everything from Soccer Mom mobiles to cop cars to even, yes, hearses. So fasten your seat belts and check the rearview as we present 25 Iconic Adult Movie Cars.
25. Acura Integra
Movie: Racer X (2004)
Actors: Carmen Luvana, Chanel Chavez, Dee, Eve Laurence, and Tanya Daniels
There have been several take-offs on The Fast and the Furious franchise through years, with titles such as Slick 2: The Fast and Furious and Gone in 69 Seconds, to name a couple. Racer X is not exactly a straightforward lampoon of the F&F franchise, but it certainly falls in the category of hot chicks and exotic rides. Starring the sultry Carmen Luvana, this one is worth catching for its lead star as well as the pretty Boricua Dee. The exotic luxury cars are on fire as well.
24. Ambulance
Movie: Rescue Me! (2008)
Actors: India Summer, Francesca Le, and Ramon Nomar
If you find yourself laid out on your back in the back of an ambulance, then it's safe to say that having a pair of libidinous MILF nurses operating on your vital organ is the best way to go.
23. Hearse
Movie: Black Velvet: Santa Monica (2006)
Actors: Annie Cruz and Evan Stone
Not to stereotype, but it's got to be mostly goth chicks who fantasize about bumpin' uglies inside a hearse (they probably fantasize about getting offed by Dexter Morgan while doin' it, too). But maybe they're onto something, since screwing in the back of a death wagon is way more fun than the last stiff voyage its usually reserved for.
22. Police Cruiser
Movie: Fucken Scavenger Hunt (2010)
The element of getting caught is just one of the many joys of auto fornication. But when you do it on somebody's else's car? That's really upping the ante. So what do you call it when you're horny college students doin' it on and in an unattended campus security patrol car in the parking lot of the school grounds in broad daylight? Best car-meets-college porn scene ever.
21. Cadillac
Actress: Stefani Morgan
Nothing says Americana like a hot blonde, combined with a classic-red 1957 Cadillac convertible.
20. BMW
Movie: Teen Idol 3 (2006)
Actors: Lynn Pleasant, Jon Dough, and Mark Ashley
The vehicle featured in this well-directed scene from Teen Idol #3 is a standard BMW, a good, solid automobile almost anyone would love to own--except when it experiences car trouble and has to be taken to the garage for a fix-up. The "father" in this scenario makes the tragic mistake of bringing along his insanely cute "teen" daughter, who falls victim to two lecherous mechanics while Pops gets trapped in the bathroom. Well, at least these grease monkeys have extra lube on hand.
19. Fire Truck
Movie: Seymore & Shane: Playing With Fire (1994)
Actors: Shane and "Marv"
Despite having his face blurred out, a real-life New York City fire fighter got himself into plenty of hot water when he allowed adventurous, persuasive porn star Shane (Seymore Butt's ex-girl) to blow him while he stood at the back of the cherry-red fire truck parked in his station.
18. Lamborghini Gallardo
Movie: Phattys, Rhymes and Dimes Series (2006-2011)
Actors: Brian Pumper
Special shout-outs have to go to Brian Pumper, exotic car enthusiast, who never misses a chance to show off plenty of high-priced rides in the music videos he does for his Phattys, Rhymes and Dimes line. The Lloyd Banks look-alike does an outstanding job of passing off a vast collection of import luxury cars as his own when, most likely, he's just hopping from one hella expensive showroom to the next.
17. Chevrolet Corvette
Movie: Hot Bods & Tail Pipe Volume 27 (2003)
Actors: Gauge, Charmane Star, and Mark Ashley
Prince might have called it "Little Silver Corvette" had he waited 20 years to pen his famous metaphor about a girl with an ass like he's never seen before. In this scene from the 27th edition of the long-running Hot Bods & Tail Pipe series (highly recommended to car-porn fans), petite vixens Gauge and Charmane Star give Mark Ashley a smooth ride like a limousine in front of a shiny 'Vette still on the showroom floor. Prince might have called it "Little Silver Corvette" had he waited 20 years to pen his famous metaphor about a girl with an ass like he's never seen before. In this scene from the 27th edition of the long-running Hot Bods & Tail Pipe series (highly recommended to car-porn fans), petite vixens Gauge and Charmane Star give Mark Ashley a smooth ride like a limousine in front of a shiny 'Vette still on the showroom floor.
16. Mercedes-Benz SL
Movie: Driving Mercedez Wild (2003)
Actors: Nina Mercedez and Julian
When you're an adult performer named Mercedez, boinkin' on anything other than your vehicle brand of choice doesn't make sense. She might hump like a bunny, but you won't catch Mercedez getting nasty in a Volkswagen Rabbit. It's strictly C-Class, baby.
15. Ford Pickup
Movie: Hustler Centerfolds Volume 4 (2005)
Actors: Lanny Barbie, Andrea Moranty, and Talon
This neatly designed, striking neon-yellow pickup truck is the perfect toy for any classic car lover. The same could be said of Lanny Barbie, she of the dazzling light-blue eyes and killer curves, whose pretty little muff is purring like top-notch mufflers in this Hustler production.
14. Plymouth Prowler
Movie: Pick Up Lines Number 33 (1998)
Actors: Dalia and Jet Richards
The sleek purple Prowler in Pick Up Lines 33 (yet another series that often features bad-ass automobiles to go along with the ass-out action) makes for a comfy trip, especially when you got a hot gal to service you while cruisin' Beverly Hills.
13. Mini Cooper
Movie: Proper Car Wash (2009)
Actors: Natalia Forrest
Tantalizing Natalia Forrest might be a dirty blonde, but that doesn't mean she doesn't keep her sky-blue Mini Cooper with custom Union Jack rearview mirrors squeaky clean. But when you're as hot as this British babe, it's only a matter of time before all that scrubbin' leads to some self-rubbin' all over that fine form of hers, toys included.
12. Lamborghini Gallardo
Movie: Hi-Speed Sex (2007)
Actors: Simony Diamond & David Perry
Lambos ooze sex appeal, especially when a sizzling Euro babe with high-fashion-model looks is draped all over it.
11. Hummer H2 Limousine
Movie: Humper to Bumpher 2 (2010)
Actors: Melanie Rios and Peter North
In porn, size matters. So far as subliminal car references go, nothing says, "I'm packing," like a stretch Hummer limousine. Pull that out and someone ain't going home until they finish guzzling, that's for sure. You could say Hummers were custom-built for this industry.
10. Stock Car
Movie: Fast Ass (2011)
Actors: Alexis Texas, Bobbi Starr, Franceska Jaimes, Voodoo, and Bruce
NASCAR competition is already dangerous enough without the addition of ample-bottomed pit girls in skin-tight uniforms distracting drivers at every turn. But in Porn Land, USA, winning the most laps gets you more than just lap dances, so male performers are willing to go that extra mile.
9. Dodge Charger
Movie: Not Really The Dukes of Hazzard (2010)
Actors: Ryder Skye, Alexis Texas, Anthony Rosano, and Bill Bailey
If you're of a certain age, you remember when the coolest car on TV was the the General Lee, the 1969 Dodge Charger of "The Dukes of Hazzard" fame, the most bitchin' muscle car of muscle cars to ever hit the network airwaves. You also remember Daisy Duke, the sexy señorita with culture-changing fashion sense. Just one peep at those well-toned legs in those too-short shorts and you couldn't help but fantasize. Well, the fantasy fodder was replenished with this porn parody of Hazzard, complete with a replica of Bo and Luke Duke's awesome whip.
8. Dune Buggy
Movie: Poon Buggy Ride (2011)
Actors: Gigi Rivera and Keni Styles
Extreme sports involving all-terrain vehicles can be lots of fun, particularly when entrenched in a ferocious dune buggy. When that dune buggy is transformed into the PoonBuggy (with a luscious Latina willing to take it in the back seat to go along with it), well, you know you're about to have one damn great weekend of extra curricular activity.
7. Chevrolet Sedan
Movie: Young Tight Latinas 13 (2007)
Actors: Johanna Rain and Michael Stefano
This sick Chevy black bomber sedan is a work of art, and it doesn't deserve to be this close to flying bodily fluids if you ask us.
6. Chevrolet Muscle Car
Movie: Fast Hiney (2010)
Actors: Adrianna Milano and J-Mac
An absolutely beautiful Chevy painted candy apple red with baller rims. Almost makes you not see the equally beautiful Puerto Rican/Italian chick posing right next to it. Almost.
5. School Bus
Movie: Bus Stop Girls (2011)
Actors: Jennifer White, Lexi Belle, Faye Reagan, Coco Velvett, and Lexi Brooks
It doesn't get much pervier than a full load of barely legal trim bangin' away on a big ol' school bus. These horny students earn an A+ even before they get to the classroom.
4. Motorcycle
Movie: Rocco's True Anal Stories 7 (1999)
Actors: Sylvia Lauren and Rocco Siffredi
Contrary to popular belief, the most fun you can have on a motorcycle is not poppin' wheelies, but rather poppin' boners.
3. Cadillac DeVille
Movie: Snoop Dogg's Hustlaz: Diary of a Pimp (2002)
Actors: Snoop Dogg and assorted porn starlets
Everybody knows Snoop Dogg don't love dem hoes. His limited edition, tricked-out Snoop DeVille is another story. Showcased among a bevy of cinema starlets wearing itty-bitty bathing suits, this powerful pimpmobile colored Ron Burgundy is a flashy statement of elegant mackin'.
2. Studebaker
Movie: Jenna's Built for Speed (1997)
Actors: Jenna Jameson, Shayla LaVeaux, Jill Kelly, Brittany Andrews, Felecia, Melissa Hill, Serenity, Missy, and Nadia Moore
Jenna's Built for Speed is an all-girl, all-American extravaganza starring adult entertainment legend Jenna Jameson and her special gal pals in a pornocopia of automobile-themed romps. Shot in a tripped-out style for each and every scene, this film blesses viewers with the sights of a colorful stock car, a 1932 Studebaker, a classic boat-length '50s pink Cadillac (complete with a tray of milkshakes from a hamburger joint), and a sturdy '66 Chevy step-side pickup truck used for a lesbian daisy chain. If you love cars and nekkid womens, your eyes will no doubt be over-exercised watching this one.
1. Dodge Ram Wagon
Movie: Bang Bus (2001-2011)
Actors: Cast of hundreds
The universe's most active sex machine is a dented white utility van. Prowling the streets of Miami, Fla., in search of female conquests, the world-famous Bang Bus is a six-cylinder monster running on high-octane testosterone, known more for hauling around horse cocks than for horsepower. Distinguishable only by its tinted windows and rude-imentary graffiti scrawled on the inner roof, one should remember one rule if ever coming across it in real life: Don't come a-knockin' if the van is a-rockin'!