Sammy Sosa was on the juice?!? WHAT?!?
You might want to sit down, because we've got some earth-shattering news: Yesterday, the New York Times reported that retired slugger Sammy Sosa tested positive for a performance-enhancing drug in MLB's anonymous 2003 survey. WHAT?!? SAMMY SOSA USED STEROIDS?!? WHO KNEW?!? (Anybody who has eyes and a basic understanding of logic.) Steroid sleuths are needlessly spending time and money to expose athletes who we could tell used performance-enhancing drugs just by looking at them. Sure, it's nice to catch these cheats in their lies, but do we really need snitches and needles with PEDs and cells from players' ass cheeks to confirm what we all suspect?
Normal human beings don't begin resembling Marvel superheroes just because they spent three months going hard in the weight room. In honor of Sammy Sosa's public outing, Complex looks back at baseball's most obviously juiced players who we still had to expose for some reason. Check out the adjacent before-steroids, after-steroids photos, 'cause you can't beat that with a baseball bat!
