Miserable Lions Fan Sums Up Her Team’s Terrible Season by Puking All Over Her Seat

The Lions can’t possibly be as bad as their record would indicate, right? Matthew Stafford isn’t exactly the second coming of *tries really hard to think of the last great Detroit quarterback, quickly gives up* but he’s still better than half the quarterbacks in the NFL. So how the hell are the Lions 0-5?!

It’s a question Detroit fans are trying to answer right now. Some questions have no answers, though, so apparently, Lions fans are turning to booze to try and heal the pain. Just check out this female Lions fan who looks like she had about 10 too many during the Cardinals/Lions game yesterday and ended up slumped over a seat puking:

Let this be a lesson to all the Lions fans out there: If you're going to go to a game this season, expect the worst. Oh, and make sure you've got a ride home.

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[via Barstool Sports]