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This week in Sports Twitter, the god Tony Stewart turned this handfull of booty into a hashtag and didn't even get in trouble for it. Those NASCAR guys know no boundaries. Dick Vitale wants Amanda Bynes off of the road asap, while Rob Gronkowski is still bangin' porn stars—those two things are related, somehow. Houston Rockets F Chandler Parsons dry-snitched on Jeremy Lin's cheapskate ways and San Francisco 49ers CB Tarell Brown tweeted out some inside information that he's probably going to get fined for. Oh, and Jay Mariotti called something reckless, go figure! So, if you hate Mariotti as much as the rest of the universe be sure to check out The 10 Most Ridiculous Sports Tweets of the Week.
10. Jemele Hill
(@jemelehill), 9/20/12
Complex Says: The wave cap is golden, his face not so much. Maybe he'll stop talking in third person if Carolina keeps losing.
9. J.R. Smith
(@TheRealJRSmith), 9/20/12
Complex Says: So the Knicks paid Hakeem "The Dream" to teach them how to play ping-pong? Figures.
8. Joshua Morgan
(@FeetzMorgan202), 9/14/12
Complex Says: Redskins WR, Joshua Morgan lost the game last week for doing some dumb shit and he got death threats for it. This is Twitter, people.
7. Tarell Brown
(@RealTB25), 9/18/12
Complex Says: 49er CB Tarell Brown wore the wrong color undershirt on Sunday and got fined for it. So, he tweeted out the ridiculous letter the NFL sent him on the matter, but didn't realize his log-in information for the player site was on there. He probably has another fine coming his way.
6. DeLana Harvick
(@DeLanaHarvick), 9/16/12
Complex Says: Tony Stewart came in sixth place. So much for a good luck charm.
5. Chandler Parsons
(@ChandlerParsons), 9/16/12
Complex Says: That Jeremy Lin guy is kind of cheap. All that money and he can't get a room at the Marriott?
4. Vince Young
(@VinceYoung), 9/18/12
Complex Says: Poor Vince Young. He doesn't understand why one of the greatest QBs of all time can throw a couple picks and still have a job. We hope he gets his shit together.
3. Dick Vitale
(@DickieV), 9/16/12
Complex Says: Thanks for the breaking news. But a chick that hits bowls after eating tacos in a Baja Fresh parking lot is our kind of gal.
2. Bibi Jones
(@Britney_Maclin), 9/19/12
Complex Says: Bibi Jones and the Gronk are back at it. But she deleted her account because of the backlash of her vicious lies.
1. Jay Mariotti
(@MariottiJ), 9/19/12
Complex Says: So this woman beater calls this site reckless? Riiiight. That site is genius, my man!
