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From high school to the pros, the jocks always end up with the hottest chicks. That's the way it's always been, and until we're all replaced by robots, that's not a trend that we see getting bucked anytime soon. Some athletes, let's take Tom Brady for example, are not only successful on the field, but also have a smoking hot, successful, wife like Gisele Bundchen. Power couple, both thrive in their professions, great story. You also have a guy like Roger Federer, with 17 Grand Slam title, who's married to Mirka Federer, a former tennis pro in her own right, but someone who undoubtedly stays behind the scenes for the most part. Do your thing, Rog. But then you have these other dudes; The athletes who aren't exactly record-breaking champions, or may not always appear to try their hardest on the field of play, but have either married or dated some of the flyest and most successful women in the world.
To those athletes, who must have something the rest of us are missing, we salute you. And because some dudes just have all the luck, check out this Gallery of Scrub Athletes with Famous WAGs.
Cutter Dykstra and Jamie-Lynn Sigler
Cutter Dykstra, son of MLB great and convicted felon Lenny Dykstra, hasn't even made it out of the minors, but he's already hit a home run by getting engaged to Jamie-Lynn Sigler. The fact that she's 32 and he's 24, well, kid must be doing something right. And we all laughed when Turtle was her man. She might could do better.
Rony Seikaly and Elsa Benitez
If you're keeping score at home, that's one Sports Illustrated cover for swimsuit model Elsa Benitez, and none for ex-husband and former NBA big man Rony Seikaly. Seikaly is a talented house DJ nowadays, though.
Ryan Sweeting and Kaley Cuoco
With one title to his name, and a career high ranking of 139 in the world of men's professional tennis, we're not exactly sure how Ryan Sweeting managed to attract actress Kaley Cuoco. The two made it official last year, and look like they couldn't be happier.
Dustin Johnson and Paulina Gretzky
First, Wayne Gretzky was upset with his daughter Paulina for posting pics on social media, now he must be ready to drop the gloves over the fact that she's engaged to a OK golfer in Dustin Johnson. All this means is every other dude not named Dustin is heartbroken.
Dion Phaneuf and Elisha Cuthbert
Can someone tell us how Dion Phaneuf ended up with The Girl Next Door? Okay, they're both Canadian. Anything else?
Peter Crouch and Abbey Clancy
Peter Crouch has played for several top-flight clubs in England, and has represented the Three Lions 42 times from 2005-'10 in international competition. His greatest goal, though, came in 2011 when he married British lingerie model, Abbey Clancy. Who could forget that Sports Illustrated body paint shoot back in 2010?
Christian Ponder and Samantha Steele
With a passer rating of 77.3, coupled with the fact that he's lost his starting job with the Vikings on several occasions, Christian Ponder is clearly living the American dream. Sub-par athlete with a smoking hot, successful wife, collecting a paycheck from the NFL? Yeah, we'd trade him any day of the week. He and ESPN reporter Samantha Steele wed in 2012, and Ponder hasn't lost since. Although, the Vikings did just draft Teddy Bridgewater.
Tim Hasselbeck and Elisabeth Hasselbeck
Tim Hasselbeck has been with the Bills, Ravens, Eagles, Panthers, Redskins, Giants, and Cardinals. Elisabeth Hasselbeck has been on The View, Fox & Friends, The Look for Less, Angels Among Us, and the second season of Survivor. She was also awarded a Daytime Emmy for her work with Barbara Walters and Co. Advantage, Elisabeth.
Adam Archuleta and Jennifer Walcott
Yes, Adam Archuleta won the 2001 NFC title game with the Rams, but his wife Jennifer Walcott was Playboy's Playmate of the Month in August of 2001. You tell us who wins.
Guillermo Canas and Fabiana Semprebom
Guillermo Canas' best days outside of reaching No. 8 in the world back in 2006, have to be the ones he spent with Brazilian fashion model Fabiana Semprebom. Game. Set. Match.
Eric Johnson and Jessica Simpson
A NFL tight end for five years, Eric Johnson made his greatest catch when he linked up with Jessica Simpson. Simpson, who's a singer/songwriter, actress, and fashion designer, fell for Johnson in 2010, and the two could tie the knot this year.
J.J. Barea and Zuleyka Rivera
Generously listed as a six-footer, some might say J.J. Barea already struck it rich just by making it to the NBA. Well, clearly Barea was a saint or something in his past life. In addition to winning a title with the Mavs in 2001, Bareal also won with Zuleyka Rivera, better known as Miss Puerto Rico Universe 2006.
Manuel Neira and Pamela Diaz
Retired Chilean footballer Manuel Neira hit the goddamn jackpot when he married Chilean model Pamela Diaz back in 2006. Diaz, who is also a TV presenter gave the people what they wanted when the couple decided to broadcast the ceremony live to the entire country.
Matt Treanor and Misty May-Treanor
Misty May is a three-time Olympic gold medalist in beach volleyball, and is half of one of the most successful sports partnerships of all time with Kerri Walsh. Matt Treanor is a journeyman catcher who's a career .221 hitter. We rest our case.
Kyle Boller and Carrie Prejean
Kyle Boller, who ended his career with a 69.5 passer rating and more interceptions than touchdowns, struck it big when he married Carrie Prejean in 2010. Prejean is a former Miss California, and might have been crowned Miss USA if not for this shining moment.
Sacha Kljestan and Jamie Lee Darley
Not many outside of the soccer community know who Sacha Kljestan even is, so one look at model Jamie Lee Darley says all you need to know as far as why this couple made this list. And don't even ask, guys. The two got married in June of 2012.
Hank Baskett and Kendra Wilkinson
Apparently two full seasons in the NFL, and six touchdowns, gets you a whole lot more than you might think. If you're name is Hank Baskett that is. Hank made it official with TV personality Kendra Wilkinson, in 2009, and the couple are now expecting their second child.
A.J. Feeley and Heather Mitts
A three-time Olympic gold medalist with the U.S. National Women's soccer team, Heather Mitts married career NFL backup quarterback A.J. Feeley back in 2010. And while you may debate which sport is the real "football," with a career 69.1 QB rating there is no debate as to who is the more successful athlete in this relationship.
Boobie Gibson and Keyshia Cole
Married in 2011, Keyshia Cole and Daniel "Boobie" Gibson recently went their separate ways, but are still legally married. Cole has a Grammy-nominated album that went platinum. Gibson is averaging 7.8 / 2.0 / 2.0 for his career. You do the math.
Mike Comrie and Hilary Duff
You can't even google former Edmonton Oiler Mike Comrie without Hilary Duff popping up. Don't worry, though, despite rumors of a divorce, the two appear to be past the rough patch. We think.
David Nelson and Kelsi Reich
It's impossible to be more famous than your significant other when she's an NFL cheerleader, even when you're an NFL player. Such is the case for David Nelson, currently a New York Jet, who linked up with Dallas Cowboys cheerleader Kelsi Reich. This has to be one of the coolest perks of that relationship.
Ricky Stenhouse and Danica Patrick
You think these two decide chores, or everything else for that matter, with a few laps around the neighborhood? If the (future) kids yell, "go, daddy," who are they rooting for? Okay, we'll move on now.
Sheldon Souray and Kelly Kelly
Sheldon Souray has bounced around the NHL since '97, and somewhere along his North American journey he ran into Barbara Jean "Barbie" Blank. You may know Blank better as Kelly Kelly, which is the name she went by when she threw down in the WWE ring. Fighting has to be the common bond here, right?
Tim Couch and Heather Kozar
Another dude who's best games were played on Saturday, Tim Couch must've been a star in other areas of the game of life to land Heather Kozar. Kozar was Playboy's Playmate of the Month in January of '98, as well as Playmate of the Year for '99. Big-game Couch indeed.
Casey Daigle and Jenny Finch
You know you're overshadowed when you're not even the best pitcher in the relationship. SMH. We're not sure what flamethrower Jenny Finch sees in Daigle and his career 7.16 ERA, but more power to her.
Kris Benson and Anna Benson
One of the oddest couples in sports history, Kris and Anna Benson met while Anna was dancing at a strip club in Nashville and Kris was in the minors. Sounds like a movie we might've seen. Anyway, this marriage ended when Anna allegedly threatened him with a gun, and a metal baton, while wearing a bulletproof vest. How could he be sure it wasn't just a role-play kind of night?
Sasha Vujacic and Maria Sharapova
He may be a two-time NBA champion, but when it comes to fame and success, Sasha Vujacic was definitely living in Maria Sharapova's shadow. A former world No. 1 and winner of every major Grand Slam tournament in professional tennis, Sharapova almost made things permanent with Vujacic a few years back. It ended, though. Everyone chill.
Josh Rutledge and Laura McKeeman
Having debuted with the Colorado Rockies in 2012, Josh Rutledge has yet to make his mark on Major League Baseball. When it comes to women, though, it's quite another story. The former Alabama infielder landed Miss Florida 2012, and Fox Sports reporter, Laura McKeeman last year, and it looks like they're quite serious.
Mike Fisher and Carrie Underwood
Overall, Mike Fisher has had a solid 16 years in the NHL. But is there any doubt that the highlight of his career was tying the knot with Carrie Underwood in 2010?
Marko Jaric and Adriana Lima
Marko Jaric may not have been a prolific scorer on the court, 7.1 ppg for his career, but he was Wilt Chamberlain off of it. How the hell did the former first-rounder land Victoria's Secret model Adriana Lima? Looks like the two recently went their separate ways, but you still won, Marko.