RELATED: 20 Foamposites Trivia Facts
RELATED: 20 Foamposites Trivia Facts
Air Jordan XI Retro "Bred" x Nike Kobe System
Air Jordan XI Retro "Bred" x Nike Kobe System
Price: $52.00
If you unwrapped "Bred" XI's with a Kobe System yesterday, you deserve to give that gifter a stale face until next Christmas.
Air Jordan XI Retro x Nike Air Max "Bengals"
Air Jordan XI Retro x Nike Air Max "Bengals"
Price: $60.00
The Bengal Tiger may be endangered, but these should certainly be extinct.
Nike LeBron 9 "South Beach"
Nike LeBron 9 "South Beach"
Price: $74.99
We've come to terms with the fact that the "South Beach" LeBron colorway will inevitably live on forever.
Air Jordan XX3 x Air Jordan VI "NFL"
Air Jordan XX3 x Air Jordan VI "NFL"
Price: $68.00
How and why these have an NFL tag and patch is beyond us. It does make them kind of amazing though.
Air Jordan IX Retro "Oreo"
Air Jordan IX Retro "Oreo"
Price: $66.99
Had the Birmingham Barons been a basketball team, Michael Jordan could have worn these. He also would have been a better player.
Nike Air Penny V "DMP"
Nike Air Penny V "DMP"
Price: $52.00
These define the moment in Penny's career when his Mom accepted a home from Nick Nolte.
Air Jordan VI Retro "Galaxy"
Air Jordan VI Retro "Galaxy"
Price: $69.99
Yeah, goodnight. Keep these in a "Galaxy" far, far away.
Nike Zoom Kobe VII "Parakeet"
Nike Zoom Kobe VII "Parakeet"
Price: $86.99
These were originally $240. They are an unbelievable 64% off. How is it possible that there are any left?
Nike Air Mag
Nike Air Mag
Price: $129.99
Somewhere, in this strange, strange world that we live in, someone must have purchased these. And Michael J. Fox can't even be mad at them, for they obviously know not what they do.
Air Jordan IV Retro "Mars Blackmon" x Nike Zoom Huarache Trainer
Air Jordan IV Retro "Mars Blackmon" x Nike Zoom Huarache Trainer
Price: $64.99
As far as hybrids go, bootleggers are basically the Gregor Mendels of sneaker designers. Little bit of Tinker here, little bit of Tinker there — voilà!
Air Jordan III Retro "Raptor"
Air Jordan III Retro "Raptor"
Price: $48.00
Yeah, no.
adidas Crazy 8 x Ed Hardy
adidas Crazy 8 x Ed Hardy
Price: $42.00
Dwight Howard is becoming a bad influence on Kobe in LA.
Baby Phat "Nike Air Max 90"
Baby Phat "Nike Air Max 90"
Price: Free, we hope.
These are so fraudulent they make Angela Simmons and Pastry look like Tinker Hatfield and, well, the Nike AM90.
Nike Air Max Griffey Fury
Nike Air Max Griffey Fury
Price: $88.99
These would have been sick if "The Kid" played for the Orioles. Cal Ripken Jr. would have definitely co-signed these.
Air Jordan 11.0 "Concord"
Air Jordan 11.0 "Concord"
Price: $73.99
The only riot these may cause is a furious one by Tinker in Beaverton. "I created one of the best sneakers of all-time and this is the 'thanks' I get!?"
Nike Air Foamposite One "Leopard"
Nike Air Foamposite One "Leopard"
Price: $65.69
Leopard is everywhere, even where it shouldn't be.
Air Jordan "Unsolved Mystery" Retro Fusion
Air Jordan "Unsolved Mystery" Retro Fusion
Price: $75.00
We'd need an abacus and Robert Stack to count all of the actual Jordan inspirations within this one fraud.
adidas Originals by Originals Jeremy Scott JS "Angry Birds"
adidas Originals by Originals Jeremy Scott JS "Angry Birds"
Price: $155.00
What's funnier: the thought of someone thinking they're cool wearing these, or that they look JUST like Ernie's domestic partner, Bert!?
Converse Chuck Taylor All Star x Air Jordan VII Retro
Converse Chuck Taylor All Star x Air Jordan VII Retro
Price: $56.00
If you're not shocked or mystified by this, you must be used to seeing and/or doing strange things.
Air Jordan XI Retro Rollerblades
Air Jordan XI Retro Rollerblades
Price: $105.00
You guys can sit and troll the Internet all you want to. We're heading to Central Park in these RIGHT now.
Air Jordan 3-5-9-11 x Nike Air Force 1
Air Jordan 3-5-9-11 x Nike Air Force 1
Price: $75.00
Out of the 6.93 billion people in the world, someone, somewhere has these on. We'll continue to pray for that poor soul.
Nike LeBron X "Galaxy"
Nike LeBron X "Galaxy"
Price: $60.00
If LeBron got these for his sons for Christmas, even they'd know that it was a gag gift.
Air Jordan Son of Mars "Quai 54"
Air Jordan Son of Mars "Quai 54"
Price: 71.00
So limited that they never even happened!
Air Jordan IV Retro x Nike Air Yeezy I
Air Jordan IV Retro x Nike Air Yeezy I
Price: $87.00
To be honest, these don't even look that bad. The crazy and funny part was that the description explicitly read "The newly arrive Nike Air Yeezy Jordan Shoes Men's hot sale now! Nike Air Yeezy Jordan are considered as one of the most famous, prestigious, and easily recognizable fashion brands in the world. This Nike Air Yeezy Jordan 4 (IV) Men Shoes Grey Orange will be your best choice."
Nike Air Max 2012
Nike Air Max 2012
Price: $82.00
These look like the heaviest Air Max 2012's of Nevuary.
Air Jordan XX x Nike Air Force 1 x Nike Air Max
Air Jordan XX x Nike Air Force 1 x Nike Air Max
Price: $69.99
No one tell Tinker Hatfield about this, OK?
Nike Air Foamposite x Nike Air Max 2009 "Air Taxi"
Nike Air Foamposite x Nike Air Max 2009 "Air Taxi"
Price: $55.00
If the "Golden State" Foamposites were monster trucks, they would look a little something like this.
Air Jordan IX Retro x Air Jordan III Retro
Air Jordan IX Retro x Air Jordan III Retro
Price: $58.99
First of all, that's not even a real Jordan III... Nevermind, what's the use.
Nike Air Yeezy II "Maple Syrup"
Nike Air Yeezy II "Maple Syrup"
Price: $79.99
Talk about a sticky situation.
SANG "Nike Air Jordan I"
SANG "Nike Air Jordan I"
Price: Unknown
If you thought fakes and knockoffs were something new, you were wrong; brands such as SANG, Stadia and XJ9000 attempted to bootleg early Jordans and had some success. Funny thing is, the leather on these SANGs is probably better than that of today's Jordans.
Air Jordan VIII Retro "Light Emitting Surface"
Air Jordan VIII Retro "Light Emitting Surface"
Price: $71.60
The site that had these really boasted a "light emitting surface." So does that mean you basically have an LED flat screen on your feet? 'Cause that would be awesome.
Air Jordan XII Retro
Air Jordan XII Retro
Price: $129.99
These kicks scream "QUALITY MATERIALS."
Air Jordan I Retro "Blacktoe"
Air Jordan I Retro "Blacktoe"
Price: $53.00
In case you were wondering where these fell in the Jordan lineage...
Nike Air Foamposite One "Miami Nights"
Nike Air Foamposite One "Miami Nights"
Price: $70.31
There's South Beach and then there's the Pork and Beans housing complex. These are the latter.
FUBU Wrath
FUBU Wrath
Price: $24.99
These aren't fakes but... Ahhh, hell, yes they are! We do miss you though, FUBU.
Air Jordan III Retro "Cavs"
Air Jordan III Retro "Cavs"
Price: $45.00
Word to Craig Ehlo... and "Groundhog Day."
Nike Air Yeezy II
Nike Air Yeezy II
Price: $81.00
The Air Yeezy "Gay Fish" is apparently back for seconds.
Air Jordan VI Retro "Tangerine"
Air Jordan VI Retro "Tangerine"
Price: $52.00
Only positive in wearing these is that you may not look Vitamin C deficient.
Air Jordan IV Retro "WTF"
Air Jordan IV Retro "WTF"
Price: $46.00
"What should we put on the new 4's?" "EVERYTHING."
Nike Air Foamposite Pro "Paranorman"
Nike Air Foamposite Pro "Paranorman"
Price: $58.00
These are real just like Paranorman was based on a true story.
Air Jordan XI Retro "Galaxy"
Air Jordan XI Retro "Galaxy"
Price: $81.40
Michael Jordan may have been in "Space Jam," but these are a "Galaxy" that he's never, ever dreamt of.
Nike Air Penny III x Air Jordan XIII Retro
Nike Air Penny III x Air Jordan XIII Retro
Price: $64.00
Penny and Jordan used to wear eachother's signature shoes. Now eachother's signature shoe is eachother's signature shoe. Go figure.
Nike Air Flight One
Nike Air Flight One
Price: $55.00
You might be surprised in us telling you this, but these did not sell out this holiday season.
NIKKEN "Air Force 1 Mid"
NIKKEN "Air Force 1 Mid"
Price: Unknown
Simply incredible. Short people everywhere must rejoice and throw their hands up like the NIKKEN logo for platform AF1s.
Nike Air Penny V "Orlando"
Nike Air Penny V "Orlando"
Price: $52.00
There's no doubt that Penny would be wearing the Penny V, if he still played. Doubtful he'd ever wear these, though.
Nike Air Foamposite One x Nike Air Max "Bengal Tiger"
Nike Air Foamposite One x Nike Air Max "Bengal Tiger"
Price: $80.23
Tony the Tiger would say, "Yeah R·R·Right!"
Nike Air Max 2009 Heels
Nike Air Max 2009 Heels
Price: $70.00
Running in heels has never been more comfortable and unattractive.
Nike Zoom Kobe VIII "South Beach"
Nike Zoom Kobe VIII "South Beach"
Price: $63.00
Because this colorway would make complete sense.
Air Jordan V Retro x Nike Shox
Air Jordan V Retro x Nike Shox
Price: $56.00
Because this is clearly the next logical fusion.
Nike Zoom Rookie LWP
Nike Zoom Rookie LWP
Price: $60.00
Remember when Penny rocked those killer "Memphis Blues"? Well, these are just straight depressing.