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Weekend sneaker releases have become a way of life for sneakerheads. Unfortunately, so have lame Instagram pictures. The one upside to all the ridiculous pictures that seem to follow every new release is when someone creative adds their own twist. DeadstockNYC has been coming through with hilarious weekly sneaker memes and this week's "He Got Game" release combined with the always entertaining hypebeasts of Instagram provided the necessary fuckery to give us some Monday laughs. Check out The Best Sneaker Memes This Week.
Grapes, That's Cute
We hope someone squashes this shit, literally.
This Is Not Michael Jordan or Jesus Shuttleworth Approved
Hopefully that factory worker that boxed up your kicks doesn't have herpes, bro.
When You Can't Beat 'Em, Join 'Em
Or just go the bootleg route, NO ONE WILL EVER KNOW.
Yeezy Must Have Taught Him
Congratulations, you're still a mall employee.
Making Meals Out of Sneakers
That's that shit nobody likes.
Michael Jackson Approved
RIP to the GOAT, but these do look like some shit you'd find on Neverland Ranch.
But He Got Them Js, Though
You're in Miami, bro. Pose with some beautiful women...or in front of a cop car, if that's your thing.
And You Thought Wheat Timbs Were The Thing
It's all fun and games until your boots start fogging up.