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We already gave you a tutorial about the lame things that sneakerheads can do, and this weekend people took it to another level. To save some people from complete embarrassment we left out places and names, but if this is one of your homies, make sure you put them on notice. Hit the gallery and check out The 20 Lamest Photos and Hilarious Memes From Today's Air Jordan V "Grape" Release.
Sneaker Kiss
This shit has to stop.
Prayer
Dear eight pound, six ounce, newborn baby Jesus.
Grape Feet
Yup, somehow people still think this is clever.
Bro
Cool story, bro.
No Hands
Look ma, no hands.
Popped
Popped a molly, now I'm licking Grapes.
Spam
*Reports as spam*
Emoji
Fun with emojis.
Platter
Forever eating alone.
Family
The family that rocks Js together, stays together.
Thirst
Why don't you take a swig and control that social media thirst?
Happy
So, you like them?
Fridge
Not exactly what Clark meant when he said, "stay fresh".
Purp
Taking "got that purp" to a new level, clown.
Groceries
So this is how you spent your break time at Aldi's? Cool, bro.
Suicidal
That dog looks suicidal.
Ante Up
Ante up.
Dangle
Pause-worthy on a hundred thousand, trillion.
Burner
"Yeah man, it's funny 'cause I can't pay my Boost Mobile bill."
Fat Joe
He is about to make it rain...tears when he realizes how stupid he looks.