"What size shoe do you wear? I'm going to guess size sexy!"
Go get some water.
"Nice shoes. Wanna f*ck?"
Talk about straightforward. Expect a slap in the face.
"You know what they say about a man with big feet... he wears big shoes."
Well... duh.
"Listen to Nike... just do it."
How dare you.
"If you were a pair of adidas sneakers, I'd, uh, like, really be into adidas sneakers!"
This will get you blocked and reported as spam instantly.
"If I gave you my shoe, would you step into my life?"
Just pictured Ryan Gosling saying this and it still pissed me off.
"If I buy you sneakers, will you kick it with me?"
Don't act so desperate, bro.
"Let me tie your shoes, cause I don't want you falling for anyone else."
Dude's tripping all over himself.
"Yo baby, I know your feet must be tired. Cause you been running through my mind all day!" - Will Smith
The Fresh Prince never failed to entertain us (or wear dope sneakers), but how many times did he actually get play off these lines?
"You're like Jordans on a Saturday: I gotta have you and I cannot wait!" - Chris Brown
Had this come from anybody other than Chris Brown, he would've been sent to the back of the line. No wristbands.