Meeting someone who has never seenStar Wars is such a scientific anomaly that many now simply assume such people no longer exist. With J.J. Abrams' faith-restoringStar Wars: The Force Awakens currently collecting pocket change at your local theater, a few of these increasingly rare individuals have slowly but surely started outing themselves in some pretty admirable ways.
For Mark Zabala, a DJ based in Southern California, the fact that his girlfriend has never seen Star Wars (not a single one) simply provided the perfect opportunity to find out how much she had learned about the universe of George Lucas just from hanging out on the sidelines of what could easily be considered one of the most important franchises in cinematic history.
As this is a spoiler-free zone, we won't sabotage the joy of watching this person unintentionally present an admittedly movie-worthy alternative Star Wars plot of her own. Instead, we'll simply leave you with this:
Praise be to Richard Gere, the true star of Star Wars.
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