Just days after rival faux fast food manufacturer Burger King attempted to squash the beef not-exactly-beef with McDonald's via an edible collaboration, the Ronald McDonald empire announced the arrival of an all-day breakfast menu. Starting October 6, more than 14,000 McDonald's restaurants will begin serving breakfast at 2:33 in the afternoon, 11:17 at night, and every other time included the description "all day."
The American Twitterati, as expected, responded with a distinctly red-white-and-blue brand of 'Merica-tinged enthusiasm:
Sensing this enthusiasm, McDonald's decided to track down and reply to tweets as old as seven years. In Twitter years, tweets of that age are generally considered quite dead indeed:
Sadly, Ronald McDonald and company have yet to respond to this delightful gem: