Frustrated Weed Dealer Threatens Debt-Strapped Client With Terrifying Nudes

He kept it in the family.

October 21, 2015

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Are the days of apparent drug dealersthreatening to, I don’t know, slash your tires or murder your entire family coming to an end? Of course not. However, the supposed weed dealer at the center of this gem uncovered by Dude Comedy ruthlessly employed a fresh tactic that, though entirely nonviolent, is just as terrifying:

Boring so far, right? We’re off to an unfortunately homophobic start, left lingering with the possibility of eventually being subjected to the image of some stranger's breasts for reasons not entirely clear. Then, the dealer takes his debt collection tactics to new heights:

Of course, the obligatory gross man talk quickly ensues:

Only to eventually give way to a plot twist so brutal, not even M. Night Shyamalan would dare emulate it:

Damn, man. Pay up!