In this vast and meaningless universe, there are many different types and levels of "gross." The science project hair follicles atop Donald Trump's bulbous brain house? Gross. The elusive dentist who killed Cecil the Lion? Gross. The guy at Trader Joe's who always insists on asking what you're doing this weekend? Gross. However, a special level of gross, the reserved VIP area of gross, is roped off for card-carrying members of an elite group otherwise known as frat bros.
Never one to back away from a centuries-strong battle of grossness, a Sigma Nu chapter at Old Dominion University in Virginia attempted to outgross former champion of such thingsLouisiana State University by unveiling proud public displays of dangerously casual, rape-winking misogyny in the form of poorly made banners. In addition to the three all caps sentiments above, the failed wordsmiths presumably planned to craft even more, a discussion of which surely occurred while they all ironed their pleated Duck Head shorts together in Zack's black-light-laden bedroom (there's always a Zack).
The chapter has since been suspended, with the school's Student Government Association releasing the following statement:
However, all non-gross entities will surely agree that the following tweet more succinctly summarized the inherent issue at play here:
Perhaps Will Ferrell was right. Perhaps it truly is time to ban all fraternities.