Colbert Gives 'MTV Cribs'-Style Tour of Trump's Alleged Golden Showers Hotel Room

Pee-pee tour, anyone? Colbert gave the alleged site of Trump's golden showers the 'MTV Cribs' treatment on 'The Late Show.'

July 19, 2017

Today is a ~~good~~ great day, because I finally get to use the pee tag in a post for the first time this year. On Tuesday night's Late Show, Stephen Colbert—in honor of his special Russia Week festivities—invited viewers along for an MTV Cribs-style tour of the hotel suite where Drumpf allegedly enjoyed a golden showers performance back in 2013.

"For the past six months, people have been talking a lot about alleged activities involving Donald Trump in the Ritz-Carlton presidential suite in Moscow," Colbert said, holding a hotel key card in his hand. "I've been thinking, why didn't somebody just go and look in the room? So I did. I rented it." Fuck yeah.

"This is a beautiful crystal vase depicting, I believe, the allegation that's in the dossier," Colbert joked.

Later in the tour, Colbert noted the ironic view from the suite's window. "That's the Kremlin," he said. "They include a telescope, in case you want to return the favor. Come on, Vlad. Put on a shirt."

Our gracious host also reminded viewers that the Ritz-Carlton, despite the nature of the golden allegations, most certainly prefers that guests utilize the in-room toilets for all your urination needs.

For those into giving this whole urolagnia thing a try, good for you. The urine riffing of Colbert (and others) isn't so much a mockery of the act itself, but of the very thought of an eventual POTUS allegedly employing a golden showers performance in some sort of effort to stick it to Obama. What an insecure little man Drumpf is.

Speaking of Obama, Keegan-Michael Key also popped in on Tuesday's Late Show to bring noted Obama anger translator Luther out of retirement to trash that aforementioned insecure little man. Enjoy: