Otherwise happy Canadians are likely overcome with intellectual fear this morning after Wednesday's episode of South Park, in which Trey Parker and Matt Stone gifted America's leading "honey-glazed tiger testicle" Donald Trump with the position of "president of Canada." As horrifying as such a possibility may be, the episode didn't settle for just one moment of beautifully exaggerated satire. Enjoy the following diatribe from Wednesday's episode, while consciously replacing every mention of "Canada" with "America" and then weep for the potential future of mankind:
Brilliant. Parker, Stone, and company thankfully didn't leave their commentary at the doorstep of brevity, instead bestowing upon Garrison the tedious task of (SPOILER ALERT?) sexually assaulting and ultimately killing a characteristically poor animation of Donald Trump.
Make America Sane Again.