Vin Diesel Teaches You How to Be a Cool Guy, in GIFs

Learn from the man who's made a career out of being a badass.

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Vin Diesel has built a career on being the cool guy. He's the cool guy in the Chronicles of Riddick. He's the cool guy in xXx. He's the cool guy the Fast and Furious franchise (the sixth installment hits theaters Friday). He's even the cool guy as the babysitter in The Pacifier.

But how does he do it? How does he maintain his alluring X-factor that helps him pick up the hottest ladies and stand up to the most evil of dudes? Is it his ever-present wifebeater or his shiny bald head? Perhaps. Let's get to the bottom of this: Vin Diesel Teaches You How to Be A Cool Guy, in GIFs.

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Never back down from a challenge, even if she's 4'0'' and 9 years old.

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Brush up on your geography.

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Don't ever ask for directions.

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It's OK to think about stuff sometimes, sensitive stuff.

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In dangerous situations, show your ability to keep cool by doing the Cha Cha Slide.

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Raise your arms often while wearing large jewelry to demonstrate your seriousness.

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One word: sunglasses.

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Always flex your left arm while driving.

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When letting your friend borrow your cellphone, warn him against scrolling through all the pictures of amorous women.

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Always run like you're being chased by a stampede of women.

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Ladies like men with brains; impress her with math.

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Don't sleep, just watch. It makes them feel safe.

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For a classy night with your main squeeze, trust the khakis.

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Be unafraid of gentle kisses.

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Say profound things without looking at who you're talking to.

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Carry yourself with enough self esteem that you can have three other bald guy in your posse without worrying about him stealing your swagger.

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Don't be afraid to throw some shade.

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Invest in a terrifying looking dog as your wingman.

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The way to defy gravity: confidence and protein shakes.

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Because Vin Diesel obviously isn't. It's not dark enough for him. Sunglasses again.

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