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Fifty Shades of Grey made more than $30 million last night. It's expected to make even more than that, today, as at least one part of America's Valentine's Day plans. That's a phenomenon (at least for one "curious" weekend). So, to be there with you, Complex put a 40-ouncer in the hand of one our favorite Twitter personalties, Neil McCauley, a.k.a. the_blueprint and asked him to live-tweet his viewing experience.
Check it out, below. Compare reactions. And if you're going later tonight, be on the lookout for finger-bangers and selfie-takers. The_blueprint was a gentleman, and there are no real spoilers, below. Unless you think knowing that Anatassia Steele (Dakota Johnson) never upgraded from a flip phone qualifies as a spoiler. In that case, tread lightly.
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One of our fav Twitter personalities, @the_blueprint is going to get drunk + live tweet #FiftyShades. Follow @ComplexPop now!
— Complex (@ComplexMag) February 14, 2015
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“fifty shades”, forty ounces. pic.twitter.com/KzMruGZY1R
— Complex Pop Culture (@ComplexPop) February 14, 2015
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a lot of michael cera awkwardness.
— Complex Pop Culture (@ComplexPop) February 14, 2015
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this dude is a Bond villain.
— Complex Pop Culture (@ComplexPop) February 14, 2015
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makes no sense why she would like him.
— Complex Pop Culture (@ComplexPop) February 14, 2015
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most insecure billionaire ever.
— Complex Pop Culture (@ComplexPop) February 14, 2015
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why does she have a flip phone?
— Complex Pop Culture (@ComplexPop) February 14, 2015
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ummmm he’s clearly taking advantage of her when she’s drunk that’s not cool at all.
— Complex Pop Culture (@ComplexPop) February 14, 2015
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someone keeps taking selfies with the movie.
— Complex Pop Culture (@ComplexPop) February 14, 2015
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the sex scenes more tasteful than the dialogue.
— Complex Pop Culture (@ComplexPop) February 14, 2015
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the ushers are rolling thru during every sex montage and i think they’re on fingerbang patrol. seriously.
— Complex Pop Culture (@ComplexPop) February 14, 2015
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he got her a car but she still has a flip phone
— Complex Pop Culture (@ComplexPop) February 14, 2015
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this is a lot like the “casino royale ”torture scene
— Complex Pop Culture (@ComplexPop) February 14, 2015
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this movie is wayyy more boring than salacious.
— Complex Pop Culture (@ComplexPop) February 14, 2015
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and it’s over? i would say they didn’t resolve the conflict but i am not sure there was one.
— Complex Pop Culture (@ComplexPop) February 14, 2015