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After five long months, it's finally arrived: Super Bowl Sunday, one of the most celebrated weekends of the year. With the Denver Broncos and Seattle Seahawks, there's no shortage of headlines spearheading into the big game. It's the NFL's best offense against its best defense. Peyton Manning's record breaking 55 touchdowns versus the Legion of Boom secondary led by their brash, highly skilled cornerback Richard Sherman who leads the league with eight interceptions. The match up has led to so many potential questions: Who will be the X factor? Can this defense really stop Peyton? Will we have pot roast for dinner or Skittles?
With the attention that's been paid to players' off-the-field "antics," Marshawn Lynch being near the head of the pack with this one, this game is a wet dream for the media. What better place to seek answers to these questions and have a healthy debate other than Twitter? Here are the 10 People You Should Follow on Twitter For The Best Commentary During the Super Bowl.
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CJ Fogler
Follow: @CJzero
This Minnesota videographer has the perfect blend of random Vines, retweets of pop culture tomfoolery, and comedic GIF and picture mashups (check out the homepage to his website, cjzero.com). As an avid sneakerhead, he also keeps it light with occasional sneaker talk.
D'Brickashaw
Follow: @DragonFlyJonez
Quite possibly the most entertaining Twitter user out there, the Virginia resident generates enough hilarity to satisfy #SuperBowlTwitter for decades. When he's not sharing his two-cents on everyday topics, he's throwing jabs at Avery Johnson's accent, silencing the #WellActually coalition, and formulating an imaginary scenario of what your favorite NBA stars would do with a vending machine honey bun. He might not add "professional" insight on the game, but the jokes will be in abundance.
Dynamics
Follow: @theDYNAMICS
The man with the Bieber GIF avatar is everything that's great on the World Wide Web. curated into one account. He retweets Twitter stories, Vines, videos, GIFS, images—anything that's entertaining to him and his audience. He's usually the first non-professional account we check to retweet breaking sports news. But he's more known for his sports commentary and Twitter outbursts after a game. Dynamics is like the Internet Gus Johnson with sayings like, "HIT ON HIS HEAD!", "ALL THEM MMMMMMM's" (as in millions) and "YAK YAK."
These Internet catchphrase staples have become so popular, they've made their way into the everyday vocabulary of the real world. Granted, we doubt he was the first to say these phrases, but there's no question he popularized their usage, and while the said phrases correlate more with basketball, it's the Superbowl, so we'll sure he'll be heavily tweeting. Pay attention.
It aint that serious
Follow: @iDisrespectHoez
Pardon the misogynist name: this avid Titans fan is a funny dude whose no filter play-by-play on any sporting event is second to none. Just peep his brief commentary on the NBA All Star reserve selections and the Pacers vs. Suns game this past Thursday. Then, he'll scatter in a few relationship gems. But remember ladies, it ain't that serious.
jose3030
Follow: @Jose3030
If you're a huge sports fan, you probably either follow 3030 or have seen his account retweeted on your timeline multiple times. He's usually delivering immediate replays of significant game highlights, taking a screenshot of a funny facial impression or providing that one GIF you'll watch twenty times in a row and save to your archive. He isn't really a big football fan but you'll see his work floating around the Twitterverse come Sunday, with no credit given, so make sure you pay homage.
Kazeem Famuyide
Follow: @RealLifeKaz
The head honcho over The Stashed has been busy as of late, attending numerous industry events in music and sports. When he's chilling, Kaz is either tweeting about the Knicks and doing his best Slim Thug impression trying to recruit Cleveland Cavaliers point guard Kyrie Irving to Madison Square Garden. Expect more of the same this Sunday.
Kris with a K
Follow: @IAMKRIS24
His Indianapolis Colts aren't in the Super Bowl, but we'll be surprised if he's not on Twitter dropping gems long into midnight. His commentary during the Seahawks and 49ers NFC Championship game was gold.
Rembert Browne
Follow: @Rembert
When he isn't writing quality Richard Sherman and James Avery pieces for Bill Simmons' Grantland, he's playing with people on Twitter, supplying his followers with unorthodox tweets full of pop culture references and innocent humor. His "Sporty Thievz biopic on vine" tweet from this past October is automatic HOF status.
LaJethro Jenkins
Follow: @NicholsAccomp
We can honestly say that this dude should have far more than 5,500 followers. He doesn't tweet as frequently about sports as the others, but always delivers bizarre dry humor wisdom, like "Why eat shea butter when you can eat ice cream cake?", and "I'd eat slavery before I eat mayonnaise" that are parallel to none. Then, he'll switch it up and give you the informative rundown on leatherback sea turtles. It won't all be sports related but trust us, you'll laugh.
Complex
Follow: @ComplexMag
Who else did you think? We'll be providing the Internet faithful with play by play and hysterical live commentary courtesy of the People's Champ,Desus. So grab yourself some wings, politely ignore your family and get ready for a Sunday full of football and jokes.
