The 100 Most Humiliating Video Game Victory Quotes

These quotes never failed to add insult to injury.

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You can't be sensitive when you play fighting games. If you're gonna play an adventure game, sports game, or an RPG, it doesn't matter. Go nuts! Complain about not being able to defend attacks, blame the AI for losing lives, or even blame your aging controller. Save the bitchassness for those games, but when it come to fighting games, you need a thick skin. When your friend picks his best character and he's whooping your ass for several matches straight, you have to keep playing and smiling through their glib remarks and snarky jokes about "how wack you are at this sh**!" Take every punch, every kick, and every loss, but you cannot under any circumstances lose your cool. It happens to the best of us though.

No matter how unaffected you may act throughout the onslaught, be wary that the victory quotes at the end of matches can, and will, set you off. Victory quotes are the additional insults at the end of matches to remind you of how you need to practice more or quit the game altogether because you suck. After smashing our walls and emptying our swear jars, we've found The 100 Most Insulting Fighting Game Victory Quotes. Grab your stress balls!

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Lord Raptor

Character: Lord Raptor
Game: Darkstalkers 3
Quote: "Shut up! You're supposed to be dead!"

Complex Says: We'd say the same about you Raptor!

Abel

Character: Abel
Game: Super Street Fighter IV
Quote: "I'm sorry..."

Complex Says: He didn't mean to beat you so badly. Accept his apology!

Lee Pai Long

Character: Lee Pai Long
Game: Art of Fighting
Quote: “Ha, ha, ha... Ha, ha, ha! Ha! Ha!”

Complex Says: Ain't nothing funny about losing quarters. Continue the game after reading this quote just to serve him a beating.

Rolento

Character: Rolento
Game: Street Fighter Alpha 3
Quote: "In my ideal nation, there would exist no one as weak as you!"

Complex Says: Rolento jumped the gun here. Let's see this ideal nation first, don't you agree?

Steve Fox 2

Character: Steve Fox
Game: Tekken 4
Quote: "What a joke!"

Complex Says: Were you trying to be funny?

Urien

Character: Urien
Game: Street Fighter III: 2nd Impact
Quote: "Can't you see how pathetic your attacks are!" (win via Aegis Reflector)

Complex Says: If you saw it, you would quit. Quitters never win, get to practicing!

Shiki

Character: Shiki
Game: SNK vs. Capcom: SVC Chaos
Quote: "... ...."

Complex Says: Talk about disrespectful. Shiki refuses to dignify her victory with a comment. What does that say about you?

Guile

Character: Guile
Game: Street Fighter Alpha 3
Quote: "Man enough to fight with me, but not man enough to defeat me!"

Complex Says: Guile can never resist attacking your manhood after a victory.

Captain Commando

Character: Captain Commando
Game: Marvel vs. Capcom: Clash of Super Heroes
Quote: "Capcom's first game was Vulgus, made in 1984!"

Complex Says: A beat-down and then a history lesson. How else would you remember what Capcom's first game was?

Storm

Character: Storm
Game: X-Men: Children of the Atom
Quote: "Learn from your defeat, child."

Complex Says: Learn quickly too so you can give Storm some payback.

Hayato

Character: Hayato Kanzaki
Game: Plasma Sword
Quote: "You do not have enough experience! Are you listening to me?!"

Complex Says: Hope you're listening. Level up homie!

Shura

Character: Shura Nai Khanomtom
Game: World Heroes 2
Quote: "I haven't begun to use my full power. Come on, you pansy!"

Complex Says: Don't let him talk to you like that! Give it another go!

Psylocke

Character: Psylocke
Game: X-Men: Children of the Atom
Quote: "Next time, I suggest you try fighting back."

Complex Says: You actually pushed buttons when you faced Psylocke right? You can't go out like that!

Ragna

Character: Ragna the Bloodedge
Game: BlazBlue: Calamity Trigger
Quote: “I can't kill you enough times...!” (vs. Hazama)

Complex Says: Well Ragna's entertained. Fight him again and make him suffer.

Lei Fang

Character: Lei Fang
Game: Dead or Alive: Dimensions
Quote: "No matter how much you try, you still won't beat me.*

Complex Says: She's begging you to stop trying, which is more reason to secure that victory.

Omega Red

Character: Omega Red
Game: X-Men: Children of the Atom
Quote: "Did you believe your pitiful powers could defeat me?"

Complex Says: For a second there, yes. Don't think for a second that you can't topple Omega Red.

Sogetsu

Character: Sogetsu Kazama
Game: Samurai Shodown V
Quote: "Your technique need work." (Perfect victory)

Complex Says: But Sogetsu, your English nee... Forget it, it's too easy.

Tina

Character: Tina Armstrong
Game: Dead or Alive 4
Quote: "Weak! You're going to have to do better than that."

Complex Says: Well, hit start to continue and do better!

Kazuya

Character: Kazuya Mishima
Game: Street Fighter vs. Tekken
Quote: "Tsk tsk tsk, rank amateur." (vs. Mega Man)

Complex Says: This quote will hurt most tournament competitors.

Bakuryu

Character: Bakuryu
Game: Bloody Road
Quote: "You weakling!"

Complex Says: Straight to the point.

Christie

Character: Christie Monteiro
Game: Tekken 5
Quote: "Hey, did you hurt yourself?"

Complex Says: Well that's polite. Go on, show her your cuts and bruises.

Captain America

Character: Captain America
Game: Marvel vs. Capcom: Clash of Super Heroes
Quote: "Rookie." (Perfect Win)

Complex Says: Is this Captain America or Wolverine? Either way, he's right, rookie.

Sakura

Character: Sakura Kasugano
Game: Marvel vs. Street Fighter
Quote: "I've done my homework! Looks like you haven't."

Complex Says: Break out those books and finish your work! Besides, Sakura will be ready to fight when you're finished studying.

Kyosuke

Character: Kyosuke Kagami
Game: Project Justice
Quote: "Hmph, hanashini naranina!" (translation: "Hmph, that was a pathetic" )

Complex Says: We prefer this is Japanese. Since we can't speak it, this quote would hurt much less.

Kaijin no Soki

Character: Kaijin no Soki
Game: Tatsunoko vs. Capcom: Ultimate All-Stars
Quote: "My apologies, but I don't have any time to waste playing with you."

Complex Says: At least he apologized...

Haohmaru

Character: Haohmaru
Game: Samurai Showdown
Quote: "For wimps like you, using my full strength is unnecessary." (Special Finish)

Complex Says: Haohmaru served only a taste of what he can do. Hope that doesn't hurt your pride.

Kyo

Character: Kyo Kusanagi
Game: The King of Fighters XIII
Quote: "You're all bite and no bark, chump. This fight almost bored me to tears." (vs. Billy)

Complex Says: We never imagined Kyo to be the type to shed tears. Don't make him cry, at least not this way.

Genjuro

Character: Genjuro Kibagami
Game: Samurai Showdown 4
Quote: "That's your best?" (Slash Fatality)

Complex Says: Well is it your best? We hope it isn't...

Balrog

Character: Balrog
Game: Super Street Fighter IV
Quote: "Hah ha ha ha ha ha ha!"

Complex Says: This might be worse than the name calling and the undermining.

Sho

Character: Sho Shinjo
Game: Battle Arena Toshinden
Quote: "Worthless!"

Complex Says: It's easy to take this quote to heart. Try not to.

Spiral

Character: Spiral
Game: X-Men: Children of the Atom
Quote: "Your powers are a joke to me!"

Complex Says: There's nothing worse than not being taken seriously in a fight.

Fei Long

Character: Fei Long
Game: Super Street Fighter IV
Quote: "Don't make excuses for your loss! Go train and try again!"

Complex Says: We guess you have no choice but to accept that loss.

Elena

Jin

Character: Jin Kisaragi
Game: BlazBlue: Calamity Trigger
Quote: "Why do you even bother wasting my time?"

Complex Says: That's like asking, "Why did you bother punching in 50 cents to play this game?"

Jubei

Character: Jubei Yagyu
Game: Samurai Showdown
Quote: "Hey, you're not that bad. You're not very good, either."

Complex Says: Jubei thinks you're back to square one. Pick one, good or bad?

Adelheid

Character: Adelheid
Game: The King of Fighters 2003
Quote: "...Pathetic."

Complex Says: Motivation and encouragment in this put down. Doesn't he make you want to lose to him again?

Q

Character: Q
Game: Street Fighter 3: Third Strike
Quote: "?!......... (Seriously?!)"

Complex Says: He couldn't just say seriously though? He really had to think it?

Lau

Character: Lau Chan
Game: Virtua Fighter 2
Quote: "You make me laugh!" (Sega Genesis version)

Complex Says: A regular comedian. We mean Lau, not you.

Wolverine

Character: Wolverine
Game: Marvel vs. Capcom: Clash of Super Heroes
Quote: "Come back when you've learned how to fight!"

Complex Says: Training mode, hint hint! It doesn't mean you can't beat him the next time.

Sagat

Character: Sagat
Game: Street Fighter 2
Quote: "You are not a warrior. You're a beginner."

Complex Says: We beg to differ if we made it this far in the game.

Ryu 2

Character: Ryu
Game: X-Men vs. Street Fighter
Quote: "Forget about a rematch. Practice more instead."

Complex Says: Ryu doesn't realize how arrogant he sounds in this quote.

Ken

Character: Ken Masters
Game: Street Fighter vs. Tekken
Quote: "You're still having trouble with Hadokens? Man, how many years has it been?" (vs. Zangief)

Complex Says: Are you an avid Zangief player? This may sting a little.

Asuka

Character: Asuka
Game: Street Fighter vs. Tekken
Quote: "That was a 100% effort on my part! Well, actually, no... That was more like 50%." (Win Quote vs. Steve)

Complex Says: Asuka beat you with 50% effort... Feel ashamed yet?

Garland

Character: Garland
Game: Dissidia
Quote: "Ha ha ha ha! Know your place!"

Complex Says: Garland says he 0wns j00!

Karin

Character: Karin Kanzuki
Game: Street Fighter Alpha 3
Quote: "If you expected me to lose out of generosity, I'm truly sorry!"

Complex Says: She says this as if we didn't know that Karin isn't the generous type.

Blanka

Character: Blanka
Game: Street Fighter II
Quote: "Seeing you in action is a joke."

Complex Says: At least you made him laugh!

Iceman

Character: Iceman
Game: X-Men: Children of the Atom
Quote: "How about putting up a fight next time, huh?"

Complex Says: This quote is beyond disrespectful especially if the match was close.

Adon

Character: Adon
Game: Street Fighter Alpha 3
Quote: "You'll appreciate that I held back during the fight!"

Complex Says: Adon gave you a chance to win, but you blew it...

Android 18

Character: Android 18
Game: Dragonball Z Budokai 3
Quote: "That's the best you can do? Talk about pitiful!"

Complex Says: Can we steer clear of the topic of pitiful?

Yugo

Character: Yugo
Game: Bloody Roar 3
Quote: "I've known tougher sandbags!"

Complex Says: Show us these sandbags, and we'll believe you.

Ukyo

Character: Ukyo Tachibana
Game: Samurai Shodown IV
Quote: "L-O-S-E-R..." (Bust - Opponent Suicide)

Complex Says: Spelling it out for you is even more insulting.

Vanessa

Character: Vanessa
Game: The King of Fighters 2001
Quote: "I saw a good training machine on an infomercial. Buy it!"

Complex Says: Well that's vague. How helpful is that?

Terry

Character: Terry Bogard
Game: Capcom vs. SNK 2: Millionaire Fighting 2001
Quote: "Don't waste my time with your weak skills, scrub!"

Complex Says: Terry is on a schedule apparantly. Face him when he's free.

Lee Pai Long 2

Character: Lee Pai Long
Game: Art of Fighting 2
Quote: “You were... in a word... pathetic!”

Complex Says: Any other words you wanna throw in jerk?

Gato

Character: Gato
Game: Fatal Fury: Mark of the Wolves
Quote: "Don't be such a baby!" (vs. CPU B. Jenet)

Complex Says: Wipe those tears homie! Just try again.

Iron Man

Character: Iron Man
Game: Marvel vs. Capcom 3: Fate of Two Worlds
Quote: "I've had meetings that were more grueling than this."

Complex Says: We feel your pain.

Ken 2

Character: Ken Masters
Game: Super Gem Fighter Mini Mix
Quote: "Even by the lowest standards, that was really bad!"

Complex Says: Don't let this quote get you down. Practice makes perfect.

Doronjo

Character: Doronjo
Game: Tatsunoko vs. Capcom: Ultimate All-Stars
Quote: "Ha-ha-ha! What's the matter? You don't like losing? Well, that's not my problem. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!"

Complex Says: Well, she has a point there...

Chris

Character: Chris
Game: The King of Fighters '98
Quote: "You make me laugh, chump. And laugh. And laugh. And laugh."

Complex Says: You must be a riot.

Alex

Character: Alex
Game: Street Fighter III: 3rd Strike
Quote: "You don't have to be big, to look like a big loser."

Complex Says: Proof that it doesn't matter to Alex if you're Hugo or Ibuki, he will beat the crap out of you.

Athena 2000

Character: Athena Asamiya
Game: The King of Fighters 2000
Quote: "I won't say you're weak. I'll just think it, OK?"

Complex Says: It could be worse. She could spell it out for you.

Gen

Character: Gen
Game: Street Fighter Alpha 2
Quote: "Ancient words of wisdom... "you suck"."

Complex Says: If it's ancient words then it must be true, right?

Sugoroku

Character: Sugoroku Matsuribayashi
Game: Samurai Shodown VI
Quote: "Stupid. Boring. Sad. Pale. Ugly. Drunk. Moron!!!!!" (win by throw, remaining life high)

Complex Says: Are you sensitive to name calling? This quote will have you steaming.

Cyclops

Character: Cyclops
Game: X-Men vs. Street Fighter
Quote: "You're just a novice. Go back to the Danger Room."

Complex Says: We think he meant training mode.

Chun-Li

Character: Chun-Li
Game: Marvel vs. Capcom: Clash of Super Heroes
Quote: "I hope I didn't hurt your ego too badly... Oops!"

Complex Says: Chun-Li doesn't know her own strength when it comes to bruising egos.

Yang

Character: Yang
Game: Super Street Fighter IV
Quote: "Go home and watch more match videos. Leave the actual fighting to the pros!"

Complex Says: Here's a little disclaimer: watching Daigo and RX matches do NOT make you a better player.

Ryu

Maki

Character: Maki
Game: Street Fighter Alpha 3 Max
Quote: "Hey! Don't worry about it! You know... being weak and all!"

Complex Says: She sure knows how to make us train harder for next time.

Joe the Condor

Character: Joe the Condor
Game: Tatsunoko vs. Capcom: Ultimate All-Stars
Quote: "The tragedy of all losers is that they think they were on the verge of victory."

Complex Says: This makes us wonder... Did you think you would win?

Anakaris

Character: Anakaris
Game: Darkstalkers 2
Quote: "You are not worthy to clean my tomb!"

Complex Says: We think cleaning the tomb would be a worse punishment. We advise you to risk another loss instead.

Cammy

Character: Cammy White
Game: Super Street Fighter IV
Quote: "How does it feel getting beaten by a tiny girl like me?"

Complex Says: Well? Answer the question!

Akuma

Character: Akuma
Game: Super Gem Fighter Mini Mix
Quote: "Hm! You should go back to playing puzzle games!"

Complex Says: Akuma's ready to beat you in Puzzle Fighter as well. You're not safe.

Steve Fox

Character: Steve Fox
Game: Street Fighter vs. Tekken
Quote: "The past is the past man. If you are a loser now, then you’re a loser period." (vs. Cody)

Complex Says: Steve Fox believes that there's no hope for the late bloomers.

Joe

Character: Joe Higashi
Game: Fatal Fury Special
Quote: "No, no, no! You still aren't fit to lick my shoe soles." (vs. Geese)

Complex Says: Clever way to say, "you're beneath me!"

Shinnosuke

Character: Shinnosuke Kagami
Game: The Last Blade 2
Quote: "Thought you could beat me? Whew, talk about conceited."

Complex Says: We guess we have confidence and conceit mixed up.

Dante

Character: Dante
Game: Marvel vs. Capcom 3: Fate of Two Worlds
Quote: "*Yawn* ... Huh? It's over already? But I just woke up!"

Complex Says: Your fight put Dante to sleep. Your new nickname is "Bedtime."

Magneto

Character: Magneto
Game: Marvel Super Heroes
Quote: "Next time bring an army. It might give you a fighting chance."

Complex Says: Epic quote, but a few hard-hitting combos will suffice against Magneto.

Geese

Character: Geese Howard
Game: Capcom vs. SNK 2: Millionaire Fighting 2001
Quote: "How dare you even think that you are on my level of skill! Now suffer!!"

Complex Says: Try facing Geese on the Very Easy difficulty instead. Then you'll have a fighting chance.

Chun-Li TVC

Character: Chun-Li
Game: Tatsunoko vs. Capcom: Ultimate All-Stars
Quote: "The reason you lost is quite simple: you're weak!"

Complex Says: Stop being weak! Then you won't lose!

Spider-Man 2

Character: Spider-Man
Game: Marvel vs. Capcom 3: Fate of Two Worlds
Quote: "Remember that one time during the fight when it looked like you might actually win? No? Me neither."

Complex Says: We hope that Spider-Man has a selective memory.

Andy

Character: Andy Bogard
Game: The King of Fighters XIII
Quote: "Is that all you can do? You wouldn't have gone very far with that anyway." ( Win Quote vs. Kensou)

Complex Says: Reading this hurts more when you face the Fatal Fury team first.

Chaca

Character: Chaca
Game: JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure
Quote: "I've learned and mastered you. Consider yourself worthless!"

Complex Says: It's supposed to be the other way around. If he mastered you, you should begin changing your play style.

Yun

Character: Yun
Game: Capcom Fighting Evolution
Quote: "Don't blame bad luck or fate. You lost because you suck."

Complex Says: Plain and simple. Train harder!

Spider-Man

Character: Spider-Man
Game: Marvel Super Heroes
Quote: "If you had a brain, you might be dangerous."

Complex Says: This isn't even funny. This is plain hurtful.

Dan

Character: Dan Hibiki
Game: Marvel Super Heroes vs. Street Fighter
Quote: "Hah, you're weak! Just like me!"

Complex Says: As weak as Dan? You've reached an all time low...

Ken 3

Character: Ken Masters
Game: X-Men vs. Street Fighter
Quote: "You need to learn more moves to stand a chance."

Complex Says: We see what you did there Ken, you jerk...

Athena

Akuma 2

Character: Akuma
Game: X-Men: Children of the Atom
Quote: "You made an effort at least, pathetic as it was!"

Complex Says: Condescention at its finest.

Kim

Character: Kim Kaphwan
Game: Fatal Fury Special
Quote: "From today, you can call me teacher." (vs. evil character)

Complex Says: We don't even think that Kim meant to son people with this line.

Slayer

Character: Slayer
Game: Guilty Gear XX Accent Core
Quote: "An escort is a man who protects women. I'm the definition of an escort! So, will you introduce me to your wife?"

Complex Says: Slayer sure knows how to push buttons. Introduce him to your best character instead.

Benimaru

Character: Benimaru Nikaido
Game: The King of Fighters ‘94
Quote: "You'd look better in a dress." (vs. Team England)

Complex Says: This is directed towards the Women Team. Don't be so sensitive!

Gouken

Character: Gouken
Game: Super Street Fighter IV
Quote: "You must defeat me to stand a chance!"

Complex Says: A proper translation and over a decade later, Gouken felt the need to bring up the EGM April Fools' prank. We're sensitive about this subject.

Iori

Character: Iori Yagami
Game: Capcom vs. SNK 2: Millionaire Fighting 2001
Quote: "Die as you have lived, scum. Sad, alone, and weak..."

Complex Says: We hope you're none of the above, or else this quote may depress you.

Ash

Character: Ash Crimson
Game: The King of Fighters XIII
Quote: "You're weak, loud, and a nuisance. Why are you even alive?" (Win Quote vs. Raiden)

Complex Says: Any other names you wanna call us? Better let them all out now...

El Stingray

Character: El Stingray
Game: Saturday Night Slammasters
Quote: "I hope your sister is in better shape than you!" (1P Win)

Complex Says: He's going for the sisters! The perfect insult after the knockout punch.

Dan 2

Character: Dan Hibiki
Game: Street Fighter Alpha
Quote: "My dad could beat you, and he's dead!"

Complex Says: We're not sure of which is worse. Is it the fact that Dan insulted his deceased father, or that he claimed you're a worse player than his deceased father?

Annie

Character: Annie Murakami
Game: Rage of the Dragons
Quote: "If you were autistic, you would have learned the lesson, Don't you?" (Win Quote vs. Cassandra)

Complex Says: Damn, that's low...

Takuma

Character: Takuma Sakazaki
Game: The King of Fighters ‘94
Quote: "Jeff'd be crying in heaven." (vs. Italy)

Complex Says: This quote is plenty hurtful. Never shit-talk about someone's deceased father.

Ghostrider

Character: Ghostrider
Game: Ultimate Marvel vs. Capcom 3
Quote: "Hell is exactly where your mother belongs. You'll follow her there soon enough." (vs. Dr. Doom)

Complex Says: Ghostrider may be referring to Dr. Doom's mother, but damn, even we felt those words.

Deadpool

Character: Deadpool
Game: Marvel vs. Capcom 3: Fate of Two Worlds
Quote: "You with the controller! I won DESPITE you. You suck. And smell -- REALLY smell."

Complex Says: This is by far the most insulting quote ever. Insulting the winner and loser?! No one is safe!