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A standard of the holidays is the family Christmas card. Mom gets all the kids together. Dad is pissed, and someone is always crying. The photo is considered a success if everyone's heads are included and half the family is showing their teeth. Some families fall on the opposite end of the spectrum. There are animals in Santa hats, matching onesies, and enough naked parents to single-handedly finance the therapy industry.
If you escaped Christmas without posing for a staged photo (with costumes!), check out the 25 most awkward family photos ever to grace the Internet, and be thankful it wasn't you.
Ruining Children's Lives
One unitard at a time.
All the Nighties in the World
Here's hoping they made these and these things aren't available for other people to purchase and use to ruin childhoods.
When Children Crack
Let's all say a prayer for the daughter.
The Holiday Spirit
This is what's wrong with America
Nudity: Pet Level
How this man did not get his eyes clawed out is a Christmas miracle.
Immaculate Dogception
People really need to brush up on their Bible stories.
Balloon Body Parts
Three's company.
He's Climbing in Your Windows
This picture brings a whole new meaning to "you better watch out, you better not cry."
101 Dalmatians
Are you legally allowed to own this many dogs?
The Christmas Sweater, Remixed
If you have to say it...
Nudity: Dad Level
Just stop.
Incest Alert
Homeboy did not agree to this.
Animal Cruelty
A "World's Best" anything gifted to yourself does not count.
Twinning
Trill baby almost makes up for dad in onesie. Almost.
The Naughty List
Did they rob Santa???
Yoda Takes the Holidays
There are too many things.
Get It, Mom
This is how they paid for the tree.
The Creation Story
Keep your clothes on, please.
Who Needs a Family?
What zoo allowed this? Somoene contact PETA.
Mrs. Claus: Turnt
The garter is the worst part.
Dreaming of a Wet Christmas
Was there a holiday swim meet or?
Fetus' First Christmas
Your baby will never forgive you.
Santa Babies
Only one person should be naked in this photo.
Nudity: Family Level
These children will need therapy in a few years.
The Nutcracker
Where does one even get this outfit?