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Spoiler alert: the 2014 MTV Movie Awards weren't great. There was a lack of spontaneity, especially for what used to be the edgiest network on television. There were more than a few teleprompter issues, too—that or people who literally get paid to say things on camera can't say things on camera.
The Hunger Games won big, with "Best Movie" and "Best Male Performance" and "Best Female Performance" for Josh Hutcherson and an absentee Jennifer Lawrence. You can read our liveblog of the show here, but we also have a few ideas for the awards that should have been given out last night.
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The John Travolta Mispronunciation Award: Jessica Alba
Zac Eeeefron. Whatever, just take his shirt off.
Most Contrived Moment to Get Attention on the Internet: Zac Efron's Shirt Being Ripped Open by Rita Ora
But it totally worked!
The Award for Deserving to Win All the Awards: Grumpy Cat
Grumpy Cat sat in the front at the awards show and even had a better seat than Nick Lachey. Which, to be, fair, a lot of people probably did. Then he fell asleep halfway through. SAME, Grumpy Cat. Same.
Most Meme-Friendly Moment: Shailene Woodley's Unimpressed Face
Girl didn't even get to accept her award onstage. This could be the new unimpressed McKayla Maroney, y'all.
Most "We Know You Got an Accent Girl, Just Embrace It" Moment: Iggy Azalea introducing Ellie Goulding for "DIE-VER-JANT"
Iggy Azalea was born in Australia, but moved to the U.S. when she was a teen. Her accent is ambiguous, but girl needs to go with it. No money, no family, 16 in the middle of Miami.
Most, "Yo, You Forgot to Thank Your Ridiculously Hot Wife" Moment: Channing Tatum Accepting the Trailblazer Award
Channing Tatum accepted the "Trailblazer Award" from his friend Jonah Hill—who joked that being a super good looking movie star isn't exactly trailblazing. But Tatum was charming and humble and funny, except for one thing: he forgot to thank Jenna Dewan. Explanation? He's really in love with Jonah. We knew it!
Most Attention-Seeking Acceptance Speech: Will Poulter Getting a Text From Jennifer Aniston
We're sure Will Poulter is super nice, but we just don't get how he won not one but two awards last night. He accepted the award for "Best Kiss" alone, without costars Jennifer Aniston and Emma Roberts. He was trying so hard to be funny and charming—while it wasn't a total fail, Zac Efron's smirks in the background says it all.
Most Dedicated Bunch of People: Everyone Who Skipped Watching Game of Thrones and Mad Men For This Epic Fail of a Show
Seriously. We missed Mad Men. AND Game of Thrones. Did you SEE what happened on Game of Thrones last night?! You're welcome.
Most Obvious Lie: Johnny Depp Saying He's Honored to Be at the MTV Movie Awards While Presenting Best Movie
Look, we get it. He has to promote Transcendence. But he couldn't even pretend to be excited when he announced The Hunger Games: Catching Fire as "Best Movie" and presented the award to two cast members who aren't Jennifer Lawrence.
Most "Did You Just Have a Stroke?" Performance: Whoever Produced This Really Janky Awards Show
The biggest selling point was seriously puppies in costumes in a box on the red carpet. Did we mention we missed Mad Men?
