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Though he doesn’t even have a Wikipedia page of his own (which what an oversight!), every last one of us know of and harbor some very extreme opinion towards Scott Disick. After a decade of being the Kardashian family’s resident Bad Decision Maker, it’s a shock and testament to his charm (something that clearly doesn’t translate via the television) that he’s managed to keep his little claws hooked onto the family tree.
He’s also not even still dating Kourtney (#ABlessing), but we’re still forced to watch his journey as a douche. It’s been a decade of truly troubling and exhausting behavior, so it’s high time we take a deep look at some of his worst moments...especially on his 34th birthday. We all need some humbling, right?
Sending Text Messages to a Woman Who is Most Certainly Not His “Wife”
When It Happened: 2007
How “Patrick Bateman” Is It?: 6/10
From jump, Scott Disick didn’t have the best relationship with Kourtney Kardashian’s family. In fact, one would argue that his evolution as their brother and friend is one of the most honest storylines to come from the series. But, in the premiere episode of Season 2 of Keeping Up With the Kardashians, when he was still very much not a part of their family, Kourtney caught Scott in the first of his many cheating scandals. In text messages from 2007, Scott has a woman saved in his phone as “My Wife” and texts her messages like “loved looking in your eyes last night.” This infraction caused one of the many Kardashian-Disick splits, and in all honesty, it could have been a completely made up “scandal” for the cameras, cause we’ll see that Scott may not be capable of that type of sincerity.
Shoving Money Down a Waiter’s Throat
When It Happened: 2010
How “Patrick Bateman” Is It?: 8/10
In Season 4 of KUWTK, Scott infamously shoves money down a waiter’s throat while in Vegas partying it up for Kimberly Kardashian’s birthday. Drunk with power and actual alcohol, Scott told a waiter to “Shut your fucking mouth,” while shoving a $100 bill down the waiter’s throat. Because of Scott’s drunk and unfavorable behavior, Professional Fixer, Kris Jenner, told the waiter to stop serving Scott, which set him off.
Punching a Mirror
When It Happened: 2010
How “Patrick Bateman” Is It?: 8/10
Lucky for us, Scott doesn’t contain his gripping behavior to the West Coast. In Kourtney and Khloe Take Miami, Scott got physically violent when Kourtney confronted him about smoking pot in their apartment. Their son, Mason, was just 7 months old at the time and alone with Scott, so of course she was upset. And of course, Scott was also drunk. Lord Disick, unable to accept being confronted, got anger, yelled at Kourtney, and punched a mirror in their bathroom. This of course left him bloodied and looking like someone who needed the most urgent of help.
Calling Kourtney Fat
When It Happened: 2013
How “Patrick Bateman” Is It?: 7.5/10
This is a judgment free zone (sort of), but that Kourtney decided to have a third child with the man that called her “fat” after her second child, Penelope, needs to be studied by the most accomplished research facility in the nation. While trying to lose her baby weight, Scott wondered why this weight was harder to shake than the weight she gained with Mason, and even told her his dream weight for her would be 93 pounds. Shockingly that's the size the brick that's being sent to hit him upside the head weighs.
Popping Pills and Partying All Night in the Hamptons
When It Happened: 2014
How “Patrick Bateman” Is It?: 9/10
When Kourtney, Khloé and Scott took over the Hamptons in 2014, it resulted in one of Scott’s scarier moments. Shortly after both of his parents died and his first trip back to their home, Scott, who was already told to cut the drinking and drugs, relapsed when Kourtney and Khloé were in Los Angeles celebrating North’s first birthday. While drinking, Scott kicked in a door to find a whole bottle of sleeping pills, which he took. Knowing he had done something terrible, Scott called Khloé in a panic and then checked himself into the hospital. At both his doctors and Kourtney’s urging, Scott went to rehab, which he then left early.
Scott Cheats on Kourtney...Again
When It Happened: 2015
How “Patrick Bateman” Is It?: 9.5/10
In the summer of 2015, Scott cheated on Kourtney in the most public way he possibly could. While Kourtney was in Calabasas taking care of their kids, Scott was chilling poolside in France with his ex-girlfriend, Chloe Bartoli. Scott's indiscretions were photographed in July, but he and Kourtney didn't officially call it quits until October that same year.
Forgetting His Child's Birthday
When It Happened: 2016
How “Patrick Bateman” Is It?: 10/10
In July 2016, Scott Disick forgot his daughter Penelope Disick’s birthday. While vacationing in The Bahamas with her mother, Penelope had birthday greetings Instagrammed in her honor from almost every family member but Scott. As is the modern way, an Instagram is probably more important than a card or a phone call on one’s birthday, especially one directed towards your child who you might not see often. Scott, who had 24 hours to send something out into the universe, didn't even offer up a belated birthday moment for his only daughter. He did find time to Instagram his overly botoxed face on set.
Bringing A Side Piece On A Family Vacation
When It Happened: 2017
How “Patrick Bateman” Is It?: 6.5/10
Earlier this year in January, Scott, who is now fully entrenched in the good graces of the Kardashian family, was invited to their Costa Rican vacation. But, while his extended family stayed in an ornate villa, Scott weirdly choose to stay in a hotel down the road. His reasoning? He couldn't stand to sleep under the same roof as Kourtney if the two of them weren't fucking. His real reason, though? He invited a woman named Chelsea to be on hand for sex whenever he left the family villa. And once caught in his lie, he accused Kourtney. Again, he said that if she would offer up sex he wouldn't have to find it elsewhere. Not so shockingly, the family wasn't as offended by this as literally everyone else and allowed him to continue on vacationing with them.
Bella Thorne
When It Happened: 2017
How “Patrick Bateman” Is It?: 10/10!!!!!!!
Honestly, he's just gotta be fucking with us at this point, right? Scott’s been predictably the worst for a decade now, but his recent canoodling sessions in France with Bella Thorne have taken the #1 spot monstrous behavior. While Kourtney was in Cannes, France with her new man, Younes Bendjima, Scott fell for Shake It Up star and 19 year old, Bella. And, because she can’t even legally participate in one of his favorite activities—drinking—stateside, he flew her to France to enjoy the sweet taste of alcohol and taught her the art of stunting for the paparazzi to make your ex jealous. The only upside to this creepy coupling is the inevitable Tweetstorm Bella will create and cryptic Instagram he’ll post once they’re done.