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Children can be the most cruel human beings to exist. They call names, get physically abusive and in all honestly, be grade-A jerks. What makes some kids even worse, is having an adult fill their minds with racist philosophies and unleashing them on Xbox Live with a headset. This takes the usual sadism of childhood bullying of to new lows. Day or night, children logged into the Xbox community will fill your ears with some of the most vile and disgusting things imaginable.
The kids documented on this list of 25 Videos Of Kids Making Racist Remarks While Playing Video Games will offend you. Let it be known now that anyone sensitive to the N-word being used, anti-semitism and homophobia should be forewarned. These kids will either make you shutdown your computer or try to find them and shake their bad asses like a James Bond drink. Read on and try to contain your anger at the absolute absurdity.
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25. Ritalin Fail
Gamertag: Unknown
People Offended: Blacks
The theory that video games drive kids into insane killers has officially been debunked by this video of a screaming kid who uses the n-word more than he or she probably says please and thank you. Whenever they're killed, the shooter is a "n*****" if someone else is killed then it's used in celebration. There's no doubt in our minds that this child was screwed up in the head way before they ever touched a controller.
24. Curb Nerd
Gamertag: AirsickDiehard
People Offended: Blacks
Anyone who has seen the movie American History X will recall the disturbing scene when the main character kills a black guy by stomping his face into a curb. AirsickDiehard remembers too as he sends a voice message to another gamer claming to have "curb stomped a n*****." Afterwhich he invites him to another play date of Left 4 Dead. It would be really interesting to know if the guy ever took him up on a second round.
23. Who's On Welfare?
Gamertag: Unknown
People Offended: Blacks
While in the virtual lobby waiting on a multiplayer bout of Call of Duty to start, one kid drops the n-word. The other kid calls him the same and down we all go, sliding down a massive hill of nonsense. Most telling of the twisted mentality of these tots is when one of the young lads explains that "n*****" means "black." But not before they all argue about who knows more about being on welfare.
22. Twinkies Will Make It All Right
Gamertag: I Frag Noobs
People Offended: Mexicans
If there's one thing that "I Frag Noobs" wants to get off of his chest, it's that he hates overweight Mexicans. He hates them so much that he felt the need to send a voice recording of himself telling another gamer to go eat a Twinkie.
21. Grand Theft A-Holes
Gamertag: Unknown
People Offended: Blacks, whites and gays
In what should've been a normal game of Grand Theft Auto 4 multiplayer, a kid first asks if there are any black people playing. From that point on, it's all about him trying to figure out who is faking not being black and proclaiming his white supremacist views. In an effort to shut the little maniac up, another player farts into the mic. It doesn't work, but he's easily distracted from his racist questioning for a moment to call each other "renegays." How's that for keeping it classy?
20. Rainbow Collision
Gamertag: Unknown
People Offended: Columbians, Indians, Chinese, French people, Italians, Mexicans
The children in this video are so racist that they can't decide who to hate more. One player is just trying to enjoy the multiplayer match while the others are hell bent on figuring what nationality he is. The little demons run through more races than a decathlon athlete until they settle on focusing their venom on Mexicans.
19. Slur Wars
Gamertag: Shadow1501
People Offended: Blacks and whites
Both sides of this beef were equally as responsible for being racist douchebags but a seven year old went to the extreme saying that his opponent's avatar should be a "chicken." The older guy (the recipient of the racist remarks) stoops to the kid's level by calling him a "cracker." It's a shame that the action-packed multiplayer session turned into such a corny display of idiocy.
18. It's All The Same Thing
Gamertag: Unknown
People Offended: Russians and people from Portugal
Only in 'Merica can a kid can be comfortable not knowing that the Portugese and Russians are not the same. When this Team Fortress 2 player gets angry all nationalities are a blurry mental image of ignorant stereotypes. Proof positive that there is such a thing as not-enough-school.
17. Ignorant And Damn Proud Of It
Gamertag: xGTHx1NF3C1ON
People Offended: All non-whites
Before the game even starts, everyone in the game is asked if they're white or not. When some of the players respond that they aren't and ask why, the little snot replies that he hates everyone except white people. He then goes into an anti-Mexican diatribe about soccer and masturbating to gay porn.
16. The Future Border Patroller
Gamertag: Unknown
People Offended: Mexicans
No one wants to deal with a little kid who's only visual association with Mexicans are tacos and "dirty immigrants." That's just what describes the ignorant grade schooler in this clip. His demands for his opponent to "learn to speak English" and to go back to Taco Bell shows just what the educational system is doing everyone's hard-earned tax dollars.
15. You've Got Hate Mail
Gamertag: ha your dead 77
People Offended: Blacks
When Microsoft created voice messaging on Xbox Live, we're sure that it was never their intention to have a kid like "ha your dead 77" leave a message riddled with N-bombs and testacle references. Usually, lame mother jokes are the most popular insults for insults on Xbox Live but the kid that left this one opted for something out of the Django Unchained script.
14. Is This Thing On?
Gamertag: FoRePlayy as
People Offended: Blacks
This little brat sounds like he's trying to make his way into a life of stand-up comedy but unfortunately, all he has is a pile of horrible race jokes to depend on. Sort of like Seinfeld's Michael Richard's infamous stand up rant. Right as FoRePlayyas settles into his routine, the person who uploaded the video clip reports him. What's even more pathetic is that an older guy joins in and the two trade tasteless punchlines with each other at the expense of everyone with a functioning brain.
13. Wee Supremacist
Gamertag: Unknown
People Offended: All non-whites
The craziest thing about this nine year-old's rant is that he's addicted to shouting "white power" while playing multiplayer in Grand Theft Auto IV. No matter what anyone says to him, his response is the same. If you listen closely, at one point he screams "black power," catches himself and continues with his "white power" cries. We smell the stench of a troll.
12. The Ethnic Cleanser
Gamertag: Unknown
People Offended: Whites, blacks
It may not be the war that racial militants eagerly await but these kids threw down in a foul-mouthed battle of the slurs while playing Call of Duty. The black guy starts out hunting for "the white boy" who called him a "n*****" and the white kid fires back with insults about the black kid's "monkey lips." The verbal exchange continues its sickening spiral downwards as the white kid wishes for all blacks to be wiped off of the face of the planet.
11. Butt Bitten Bigot
Gamertag: Unknown
People Offended: Jews, Latinos and gays
After having himself and his team killed three times in a row, a kid rages with a "bite my ass, you Hispanic Jew." How he knows if the guy is Latino or Jewish is beyond us but the angry baby continues his verbal assault by calling his opponent a "fag" a number of times. As if all that wasn't enough, he then threatens to kill the guy playing if he "touches" him. It's time for a video game company to come out with a new video game called, Child Therapy.
10. Accidental Racist
Gamertag: Unknown
People Offended: Blacks and gays
In a quick race of Forza 2, a kid builds into a road rage and starts dropping N and F-bombs. When he's called out on his offensive outbursts, he repeats "I'm sorry" a number of times but then goes on to rip a number of homophobic remarks like that makes it all better.
9. Jew Hatin' Jesus Lovin' Racist
Gamertag: DHG DemonzZ
People Offended: Jews
Right out of the gate, Kentucky native DHG DemonzZ proclaims his support for Hitler and love for Jesus. Emphatically, he explains how he would shoot Jews in the face with a .44 Magnum. According to the mini hate monger, he's a Christian because God isn't a Jew. When the whistle-blower make fun of him being from Kentucky and knowing the KFC colonel, he retorts with "don't stereotype me dude."
8. Racist Kid Thinks He's Bill Cosby
Gamertag: TMSxxVIPER2
People Offended: Blacks and fans of Bill Cosby
For a child to hate black people so much, it's bizarre that he chooses to imitate Bill Cosby. In between slurs, he meanders about pudding pops to the entertainment of the rest of the players online. It's too bad that there isn't an Xbox Live app that allows you to call Child Protective Services because there something terribly amiss in that kid's home.
7. Kid Owns His Racism
Gamertag: nR_Trusty
People Offended: Blacks
For whatever reason, nR_Trusty has a thing for black people performing fellatio on him. This child screams "blow me n*****" so many times you'd think he was a Skinhead in an African brothel. When the person he was launching his string of profane and offensive prose at told him he was white, nR_Trusty switches up and refers to him as an "albino n*****." Shorty is called a racist for his behavior and instantly replies, "I am racist!" Totally surreal.
6. Lil' Redneck
Gamertag: I HAV NO SOUL
People Offended: Blacks
When you hear this little self-proclaimed redneck, he'll instantly conjure up memories of Dave Chappelle's Clayton Bigsby character who was a black man that was racist against black people. In his southern drawl, I HAV NO SOUL runs down a checklist of racial insults including slams against President Obama, basketball jokes and even laments on how blacks are ruining the country with slang and rap music. Oddly, the more you listen to him it becomes obvious that this kid learned his ideals from an adult which adds an even thicker layer of sadness to the whole ordeal.
5. Rapid Fire N-Words
Gamertag: Unknown
People Offended: Blacks
Comedian Paul Mooney once joked that he'd use the N-word one hundred times every morning to keep his teeth white. If doing that would actually work, then this kid's teeth would be able to blind you. The racist gamer in this video clip goes into a "n*****" laced trance and spits it repeatedly like Trinidad James on speed.
4. Waiting To Exhale Hatred
Gamertag: Surf Goon
People Offended: Blacks
This clip features a kid enraged to the point his screaming turns into garbled distortion. He barks that no one likes the other player's skin color and that he'll never win because he's a "n*****." What the junior klansman fails to realize however, is that the person he's N-ing at isn't even black.
3. He Got It From His Mama
Gamertag: Unknown
People Offended: Blacks
"Yes I am very racist," giggles a 10 year old boy who justifies his racial outbursts by saying that his mom allows him to use the N-word whenever he wants. Another kid struggles to understand why shorty thinks it's ok to not like a person because their skin color but gets nothing close to a logical response. By the way, the baby racist also champions his ability to rap. How's that for irony?
2. Cotton Picking Interrogation
Gamertag: SIK MuRkZ
People Offended: Blacks
After wishing that another player's mother will die from cancer, SIK Murkz repeatedly demands to know how much cotton can another player pick. SIK also drops a generous amount of N-bombs, calls him a porch monkey and suggests that he "go eat some watermelon." Judging from his voice, the mini racist couldn't be no more than 14 years-old which begs the question, where did this kid learn all of this?
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1. Racist Girl Hates Everyone
Gamertag: xxCOD QU33Nxx
People Offended: Afghans, blacks, gays and the mentally disabled
The level of hatred and immaturity of this girl is staggering in this clip from Xbox Live. The she-racist offends Afghans, blacks, gays and people with Down's Syndrome. For minutes on end, she calls a guy (who happens to be white) "monkey boy" and makes monkey noises.