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*Takes a toke* Guys, guys, imagine MOVIES but with DOGS INSTEAD. Imagine if it was called... Hollywoof.
With the release of new dog movie Max a couple weeks ago—which is essentially American Sniper remade with a canine protagonist—I thought HEY, you know what would make movies way better? IF WE CAST DOGS INSTEAD OF HUMANS. (And then I giggled myself into hysterics.) Because we never really need a good reason to Photoshop a bunch of dogs into famous movies, and because it's almost the weekend, we reimagined some of our favorite films with pups as their stars... Woof woof.
The Craft
Seems unfair that cats are always the go-to animal in witch movies. It's 2015, dawg. It's about time dogs get to play witches. Why don't we start with that Craft reboot? News of that remake made everyone groan—because why ruin a perfectly good thing—but WHAT IF IT WAS WITH AN ALL-DOG CAST? Didn't think it was possible, but that would probably be even better than the original.
Doghood (Boyhood)
Who DOESN'T want to watch an adorable puppy grow up to be an adorable dog? Just imagine watching a three-hour long montage of a dog's life. We would all die from cute overload, tbh.
Mission Impossible
Dog, your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to... Fetch?
Bring It On
THE AIR BUD OF MY DREAMS!!! Imagine a bunch of dogs cheerleading. Help, I'm having a heart attack just looking at this pic.
Gravity
I just really like the idea of a dog in space I guess? Also: Who is the George Clooney of dogs? I'm thinking like a majestic gray German Shepherd.
Spring Breakers
I'M SCREAMING.
SPRANG
BREAK
FOREVER.