Out Of This World! The 15 Hottest Aliens In TV & Movies
The last thing guys should be thinking about during an alien invasion is whether or not they'd smash one of the extraterrestrial females. But hey, we’ve got one-track minds around these parts. Besides, if aliens are going to take over the world, wouldn’t it be better to get on their good side? “Sex slave” sounds like a great job description! To be clear, we’re not talking about the giant, scaly aliens seen in flicks like Independence Day or Cloverfield. That’s just sick. We're thinking more along the line of a sci-fi property like ABC’s V, which returns for its second season tonight. Though last season meandered too much for us, the show supplies sufficient hotness with head “visitor” Anna (Morena Baccarin) and her daughter Lisa (Laura Vandervoort). The mother-daughter team is the latest in sci-fi’s long history of fly invaders. Not a surprise, since the genre is one predominantly created by dudes who probably couldn’t get laid as teenagers. With V’s dynamic duo in our thoughts, we’ve selected the 15 hottest aliens in TV and movies. Beam us up, hotties!
By Matt Barone
Diana
#15: JANE BADLER AS DIANA IN V (1984-1985)
V
Marta
#14: YVONNE CRAIG AS MARTA IN STAR TREK (1969)
Batman
Alice
#13: ISABEL LUCAS AS ALICE IN TRANSFORMERS: REVENGE OF THE FALLEN (2009)
Apparently it pays to piss off the Decepticons. Realizing that Sam Witwicky (Shia LaBeouf) is a red-blooded male, the evil alien robots disguise one of their own as a promiscuous college co-ed (Aussie sexpot Lucas) with come-hither eyes and long stems. Unlike Sam, though, we probably would’ve succumbed to her charms. But, really, what better way is there to go out than biting it while smashing a horny female alien? Ponder that.
Serleena
#12: LARA FLYNN BOYLE AS SERLEENA IN MEN IN BLACK II (2002)
The Idiot’s Guide to Alien InvasionMen in Black II
Saint Exmin
#11: SYBIL DANNING AS SAINT EXMIN IN BATTLE BEYOND THE STARS (1980)
Battle Beyond the Stars
Princess Leia
#10: CARRIE FISHER AS PRINCESS LEIA IN STAR WARS: EPISODES 4, 5, AND 6 (1977)
Before any sci-fi sticklers chastise us for including Luke Skywalker’s sister, we should point out Leia’s origins: She’s from "a galaxy far, far away." Now that we’ve saved face, let’s focus on hers, as well as that skimpy two-piece outfit she wore while acting as Jabba the Hut’s slave-girl. That barely-there wardrobe has become every nerd’s fantasy, for good reason. Don’t even get us started on how many Princess Leia’s we’ve hooked up with on past Halloweens. Too bad none have looked nearly as fine as Fisher—last year’s more closely resembled Jabba, but we’re trying to move past that.
Anna and Lisa
#9: MORENA BACCARIN AND LAURA VANDERVOORT AS ANNA AND LISA IN V (2010-2011)
Vbest scene of last season
Neytiri
#8: ZOE SALDANA AS NEYTIRI IN AVATAR (2009)
Avatar
Trance Gemini
#7: LAURA BERTRAM AS TRANCE GEMINI IN ANDROMEDA (2000-2005)
Andromeda
Leeloo
#6: MILLA JOVOVICH AS LEELOO IN THE FIFTH ELEMENT (1997)
Resident EvilThe Fifth Element
Sil
#5: NATASHA HENSTRIDGE AS SIL IN SPECIES (1995)
SpeciesWeird Science
Commander T'Pol
#4: JOLENE BLALOCK AS COMMANDER T’POL IN STAR TREK: ENTERPRISE (2001-2005)
It takes a special kind of woman to make those pointy Vulcan ears look sexy. By design, members of the fictional race made popular by Leonard Nimoy’s Spock are both highly intelligent and emotionless, the latter being a trait we prefer in women (save the nagging for when you’re elderly, ladies). That’s not the only reason we’re gaga for Jolene Blalock’s T’Pol, though; take a look at that body. Otherworldly cans like those are exactly what we need to beam a certain body part up.
Gaila
#3: RACHEL NICHOLS AS GAILA IN STAR TREK (2009)
Star Trek
Princess Aura
#2: ORNELLA MUTI AS PRINCESS AURA IN FLASH GORDON (1980)
Flash Gordon
Seven of Nine
#1: JERI RYAN AS SEVEN OF NINE IN STAR TREK: VOYAGER (1997-2001)
We’re no strangers to sexing, or even bumping uglies, but assimilating? Now that’s something quite foreign to us, though we’d love to give it a try with Jeri Ryan’s Seven of Nine. Born human, Seven was “assimilated” into the Borg community as a little girl, giving her the ability to sense cyborg activity as an adult humanoid. Sounds a bit too Gene Roddenberry to us—we like to think that the straightforward pickup line “Wanna assimilate?” would knock Seven’s galactic socks off.