Someone called police in Florida out of concern after hearing disturbing sounds from a house that turned out to be a couple in the throws of extremely aggressive passion.
Office Matthew Schwartz of the Manatee County Sheriff’s Office responded to a domestic disturbance call in Bradenton, Fla. around 1:30 a.m. yesterday morning. After meeting with the woman who made the phone call, Schwartz questioned both of the parties involved, they said they were having "rough sex," not fighting. Schwartz left the residence after determining their stories matched.
The only judgement they have to worry about is awkward (or envious) stares from neighbors.
[via The Smoking Gun]