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Today, New York City and Long Island will institute gas rationing to deal with the shortage created by Hurricane Sandy.
In the spirit of capitalism, some folks have taken to craigslist proposing trades for gas. Specifically, sex for gas. It's a bad, bad, bad, bad world.
Here are the 15 sleaziest sex-for-gas offers on craigslist.
Tread on Him
"Wierd" is an understatement.
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What a Nice Guy
This is his idea of helping?
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For the Kids
You don't need maternal instinct to know that this guy is a total creep.
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A Man of Integrity
Oh, does Craigslist have a new "Gas for Adultery" section?
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Smiley Face
You can use all of the emoticons you want, it's still creepy.
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Upping the "Asshole Quotient"
With an added element of racism, just for good measure.
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Not Exactly "Free"
For only five measly gallons, as if just offering wasn't insulting enough.
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He Don't Play No Games
Such a poet!
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He's Got a Hookup
His connections are less than impressive.
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Won't Even Provide Mouthwash
At $400 a gallon, he better provide a damn container.
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Not Tired Enough
The gas lines are preferable.
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Confusing Exchange
What exactly is this guy looking for, then? Never mind, we don't want to know.
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How Lucky Are You
His illiteracy compounds the creepiness.
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Stay Away from the Shed
If anything, the rhyme makes it worse.
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No More Drama
No drama, just a simple exchange of gas for sexual favors.
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