Rev. Run's 25 Cheesiest Motivational Tweets

Rev. Run's Twitter feed is a near-constant stream of motivational advice, and while some of it's pithy and clever, much is nothing but molten cheese. Like, too much cheese for a Disney flick.

The 25 cheesiest pieces of motivational advice from Rev. Run's Twitter are certainly well-intended, but any potential for inspiration tends to get overshadowed by sheer corniness. Sorry, Rev., but you know, giving advice is tricky.

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Not in the DSM-V.

Find a doctor that agrees with that cause for depression.

[via Twitter]

All Puns Everywhere

With wordplay that intense, why'd he ever put down the mic?

[via Twitter]

Can You OD on Corn?

Penicillin begs to differ.

[via Twitter]

An Unspoken Agreement

Worries are very courteous that way.

[via Twitter]

Genius, Eh?

Flattering compliments, but he might be throwing around "genius" a bit loosely.

[via Twitter]

Be Proactive in Your Thievery

In some states, the sentence for smiling is five-to-ten.

[via Twitter]

Burn Away Those Sinful Calories

You might want to check to see if your gym offers "Pilates with Jesus."

[via Twitter]

Especially If They Don't Pay Rent

Finding love is like opening the dead-bolt locks to your heart.

[via Twitter]

Maybe It's Just a Michael Bay Film

Come on, Rev., how about a spoiler alert?

[via Twitter]

Except for Clive Owen

Happiness is a Spike Lee joint.

[via Twitter]

Divine Intervention

Omniscience is a useful quality for matchmakers.

[via Twitter]

Service of the Highest Order

Fine. But if God messes up the order, we are not tipping.

[via Twitter]

Love Is Like Your Pre-Paid Minutes

The lesson to learn here is that your cell phone likes to be held and talked to.

[via Twitter]

Cordwainer of Love

Except for LA Gear. Nobody wants their love compared to a pair of LA Gear sneakers.

[via Twitter]

The United Prayer Service

What can God do for you?

[via Twitter]

Sappy Is Already a Word...

It could also be a sign of a serious mental condition.

[via Twitter]

Or They Might Be Using Apple Maps

What if they ask for directions?

[via Twitter]

Envy Is Life's Cardiomyopathy

Sometimes, you just need to do your own quadruple-bypass surgery.

[via Twitter]

Solve for "Jesus"

So that's why we failed all of our trigonometry midterms!

[via Twitter]

Ah, The Old "Gorilla Wrestling" Metaphor

Because who hasn't had a run-in with a wild primate?

[via Twitter]

God Moonlights as a Plastic Surgeon

God: The world's best anti-wrinkle cream.

[via Twitter]

Like a Cat to a Flea

Rev might've skipped a few biology classes back in the day.

[via Twitter]

God Doesn't Have Great Cell Coverage

The throne? Oh, the "throne of grace." Sorry, we were thinking of something else.

[via Twitter]

Dress to Impress

What is this, advice from an episode of "Mad Men?"

[via Twitter]

Walk Softly and Carry a Big Sword

What sword? Why do we need a sword? We have so many questions, Rev.

[via Twitter]