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Rev. Run's Twitter feed is a near-constant stream of motivational advice, and while some of it's pithy and clever, much is nothing but molten cheese. Like, too much cheese for a Disney flick.
The 25 cheesiest pieces of motivational advice from Rev. Run's Twitter are certainly well-intended, but any potential for inspiration tends to get overshadowed by sheer corniness. Sorry, Rev., but you know, giving advice is tricky.
Genius, Eh?
Flattering compliments, but he might be throwing around "genius" a bit loosely.
[via Twitter]
Burn Away Those Sinful Calories
You might want to check to see if your gym offers "Pilates with Jesus."
[via Twitter]
Especially If They Don't Pay Rent
Finding love is like opening the dead-bolt locks to your heart.
[via Twitter]
Love Is Like Your Pre-Paid Minutes
The lesson to learn here is that your cell phone likes to be held and talked to.
[via Twitter]
Cordwainer of Love
Except for LA Gear. Nobody wants their love compared to a pair of LA Gear sneakers.
[via Twitter]
Envy Is Life's Cardiomyopathy
Sometimes, you just need to do your own quadruple-bypass surgery.
[via Twitter]
Ah, The Old "Gorilla Wrestling" Metaphor
Because who hasn't had a run-in with a wild primate?
[via Twitter]
God Doesn't Have Great Cell Coverage
The throne? Oh, the "throne of grace." Sorry, we were thinking of something else.
[via Twitter]
Walk Softly and Carry a Big Sword
What sword? Why do we need a sword? We have so many questions, Rev.
[via Twitter]
