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What's in a name? If you're in the restaurant business, a lot. A name can pique interest, intrigue, and ultimately determine a restaurant's longevity. A name carries weight.
Why did these restaurants forgo common sense, and choose unfortunate names with a questionable double entendre? Damned if we know, but they're funny.
Think before eating: 15 Restaurants with Hilariously Unappetizing Names.
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Bunghole Cellars
Are the owners big Beavis and Butthead fans?
Rat's
So every patron can have a clear image of vermin in their head before they order their food.
Squat & Gobble
This sounds dirty on so many levels.
B.A.D. Sushi
Was it too difficult to find words that fit the acronym "G.O.O.D. Sushi"?
Phật Phúc Noodle Bar
It means "Happy Buddha" in Vietnamese, but still......
Wanker's Corner
Really hope they clean that corner.
Blunch
Naming a restaurant with a made-up word is cool and all, but it's generally a bad idea to use one that sounds like a person vomiting.
The Slug and Lettuce
They probably don't sell many salads.
The Dead Fish
Perhaps a bit too literal.
Thai Tanic
They realize the Titanic's voyage ended in disaster, right?
My-Dung
It's all yours.
Spleen Café
It rolls off the tongue better than the "Large Intestine Café."
B.O Café
They should see if Old Spice wants to get into the restaurant business and partner up.
Fatâl Restaurant
Dinner is a life or death proposition.
Pee and Poo Steakhouse
Worst steak marinade, ever.