The Dumbest Things Ryan Lochte Said on Last Night's "What Would Ryan Lochte Do?"

On last night’s episode of What Would Ryan Lochte Do?, our favorite Olympian played a hardcore game of paintball with the Lochterage, and in preparation for a family photo shoot, helped out his little bro Devon step up his style game. Adding some drama to the episode, Lochte and his on/off fling Jaimee decided where to go with their relationship.

And there was an unexpected twist: Lochte was, dare we say, a functioning member of society. Even though he didn’t blurt out as many ridiculous sound bites this time, the episode was all about quality over quantity. In case you missed it, these are The Dumbest Things Ryan Lochte Said on Last Night’s What Would Ryan Lochte Do?

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On playing sports: “The Lochterage knows this: keeping Ryan playing hard helps keep Ryan competing hard.”

On being shot in the butt with a paintball gun: “I’m not gonna lie: it stung. I had a big ol’ black and blue mark right on my ass.”

On how his crotch feels in slim-fit pants: “It’s all good down there.”

On his brother Devon’s lack of fashion sense: "You’re a Lochte. You’ve got to dress like a Lochte."

On word choice: “This is so much fun watching my family scirm. Squirm. Scirm. Did I say scirm?”