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Since 1999, when UrbanDictionary.comwas founded, the web-based tome has become Internet de rigueur for cybernerds in need of a crash course on the latest cultural slang. At the end of 2012, the site was nearing a staggering 7 million definitions. And regardless of what you think of the online wordbook, it's an impressive feat to behold. So in the spirit of scholarly research, we've collected the 40 funniest definitions on UrbanDictionary.com. This is proof that learning can be fun.
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Te'oing
It's funny because it's true.
DudeBro
C'mon brah. Stop it already.
Binders Full of Women
Oh, Mitt.
Ann Curry'd
Just make sure to collect that unemployment, "doe."
Make It Snow
Do you playa, do you.
Yolo
A gift and a curse.
Student Loan
Funny. Also: Sad and true.
Ass
Play it safe, yo.
Struggle Bus
There's always plenty of room, just don't get caught slippin'.
Bodybooking
We get it: You love yourself and are in great shape. But enough already.
Mitt Romney Money
Mitt Romney Money may get you a lot of material things, but it won't win you an election. What up Barack!
Dankrupt
Not that we condone smoking or anything.
Driving The Bronco
Not to be confused with "Ghostriding the whip."
Orgasm
We couldn't have explained it any better.
Barbie
Does Nicki Minaj know this?
I'm On A Boat
Just remember to wear your floaties.
Cockblocked by Steve Jobs
Step your game up, dude.
Swag
Let's just agree to leave this word in 2012, cool?
Penis
Possession is 9/10ths of the law.
Bumbaclot
Not to be confused with Bubba Sparxxx.
Ghetto Booty
Also known as "The Kim Kardashian."
Moobs
Maybe you skip seconds at dinner next time.
Sex
Math is fun.
Kanye West'd
Because sometimes you just have to let her know.
Onegina
It happens to the best of us.
Relationship
We've all been there.
Jersey Turnpike
Yet another cultural contribution from the cast members on The Jersey Shore.
Taylor Swift
First "Tony Yayo". Now "Taylor Swift". Who's next? Robin Thicke?
Cosby Sweater
What about Lucky Charms?
Porn Moment
Everybody should have a life goal.
Lispian
Not to be confused with a Thespian.
Clam Jam
The act of "hating" knows no gender.
Ratchet
Learning is fun.
Pope
Indeed a holy roller
Obama Baby
Barack love da kids.
Paris Hilton
No offense, Kansas.
Boobs
All of the above! All of the above!
A Crapella
Also known as "A Ray J."
Alcohol
To quote 2 Chainz: Truuuuuu!
Procrastinate
Well, get to it already.