This day just keeps getting better. First the government opens back up for business, and now a Brooklyn resident is giving away his human-sized hamster wheel on Craigslist—and for free! Per the Craigslist ad:
Why, you might be wondering, would this man give away his precious hamster wheel (which he built)? "I can’t make any friends anymore," he told Gothamist. "Any time I bring one of my friends over, there will be like a hamster wheel, like too much of a conversation piece. I can’t function as a normal human being anymore.”
We can see how that might be a problem.
[via Gothamist]