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Every organization has a specific culture that its employees or members must adhere to. Whether or not they actually do is a different story. Upon the requests or actions of certain employees, the organization generally sends out memos to address particular concerns. From the plethora of requests they receive, the Human Resources department (and even sometimes the boss) can't help but have a sense of humor when it comes to responding. Here we've compiled the funniest email memos.
The No More Stinky Burritos Email
Your mother taught you better than this. Leaving dirty dishes behind the desk at work is just wrong. Also, for what it's worth, it does seem like someone in HR has a personal vendetta against Mexican food.
The BuzzFeed Rapture Email
That "Top 20 Total Losers Who Were Raptured Last Week" list would have been epic. Also good to know Jonah Peretti is always two steps ahead of the competition.
Read the email in its entirety here.
The Christmas ... I Mean Holiday Party Email
BEST. OFFICE. EMAIL. EVER. Read it in its entirety here.
The Psychotic Sorority Email
What can we say, this one takes the cake. There are so many one-liners we don't even know where to begin. And even though the Delta Gamma sister who wrote the email resigned after Gawker leaked it, her words will live on forever. #YOLO
Read the email in its entirety here.
The Time Is Money Email
Why do grown folks need to be "excused" to go to the restroom at work? Sounds like something out of a George Orwell novel.
The Maybe They All Got Cancer Email
Let's be real: Are you that surprised?
The No Sex Anywhere Email
Our favorite line: "If you really have an aversion to sex in your bed (which is honestly really the only comfy option i enjoy of the three) then have sex in someone else's COMMON area." Ha! College is great.
Read the email in its entirety here.
The Cocaine and Hookers Email
Office party, Hangover style.
The Personal Days Are on Satuday and Sunday Email
We doubt this email is even real, but damn if it isn't hilarious. "We will no longer accept a doctor statement as proof of sickness. If you are able to go to the doctor, you are able to come to work." Ha!
The Please Cover Your Genitals Email
Please, no matter what, make sure you're genitals are covered. That this memo even went out raises a number questions about Conde Nast's hiring strategy.