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Let's be honest, Amazon is amazing. It has almost anything and everything we want, no matter how weird your needs may be. However, along with these strange products come even greater reviews. Writing a funny Amazon review is sort of right-of-passage for long time users. For whatever reason, Amazon users seem to have some of the best sense of humor on the Internet, and it makes spending money on things you don't need just a little bit less boring. Here are 15 Hilarious Amazon Reviews you have to check out.
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A great way to bring parents and children closer together. We hope.
Accoutrements Inflatable Evil Unicorn Horn for Cats
As if cats aren't creepy enough, you can now make them look like evil unicorns. Good luck, cat owners.
UFO-02 Detector
Whether you're scared of UFOs or dream of seeing one, this product is a must have. In either case, you may get to see Dumbledore... we think.
Nike Air Foamposite One
Who cares about food or shelter when you can buy these amazing sneakers. And for just $3,000, how can you go wrong?
Haribo Gummi Bears Sugar Free 5lb Bag
Just in case Gummi Bears ever get discontinued, you're safe with a 5 pound bag.
AutoExec Wheelmate Steering Wheel Attachable Work Surface
We know that texting and driving is not cool. But how about just chilling on your laptop and driving? Is that better?
Passion Natural Water-Based Lubricant 55 Gallon
We get it, buying in bulk is cheaper. But 55 gallons of lube may be a bit much.
Uranium Ore
Uranium, for all of your chemical needs. And at a price like this... how can you go wrong?
BIC Cristal Stic Ball Pen
BIC Pens: lets us write on all kinds of paper. However, not so great for stirring coffee.
Fresh Whole Rabbit
Just another reason why life will never be as good as Game of Thrones. No matter how much we hope it will be.
Book: "How to Avoid Huge Ships"
The perfect example of never judging a book by its cover. Or at least, what you THINK the cover says.
Kleenex Tissues
Boys will be boys. Just make sure to give them plenty of space and paper products.