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There comes a time when using your vacation days to take a trip to the nearest theme park is no longer acceptable. You're a grown up now, so it's time you start taking adult trips. Instead of going on lame cross-country road trips, rack up the frequent flyer miles by visiting places you've only seen in your dreams. Whether those dreams involve white sand beaches and tall, model chicks playing volleyball at lunch time, or debauchery-filled nights and neverending nudity, there's a vacation destination that will fulfill your sexy travel fantasies.
From right here in the USA to islands off the coast of Africa, we looked near and far to find The 25 Sexiest Vacation Destinations on Earth. Pack all of the necessary adult activity essentials and leave all of your hangups at home. Bon voyage!
25. Turks and Caicos
A short plane ride away from Miami, Turks and Caicos is home to one of the world's sexiest beaches and the largest underwater cave systems in the Caribbean. This destination might be sexier for the guy who wants to experience a romantic getaway with his long term lady. Also great for guys who have a lot to apologize for and need to make their girlfriends happy. We promise she'll forget why she's upset as soon as the plane touches down. Ask her, "why you mad tho?" and she'll be speechless. Mission accomplished—let the sexiness begin.
24. Barcelona, Spain
Barcelona is the place you need to be if ultimate pleasure is what you're after. Spanish is an intoxicating language and the lascivious Barcelonian atmosphere will satisfy your craving for almost everything. Barcelona is an ancient city that continues to adapt with modernity without losing it's old school flair. Not unlike NYC, there is always something to do in Barcelona and never any dull moments. There aren't many things hotter than partying every night of the week with incredibly gorgeous people at different clubs, tapas bars, and pubs.
23. Atlanta
It isn't called the Dirty South for nothing. It's the city "where the players play," where they love the strippers, and the word "thick" can be well received. Atlanta is a city that has a certain kind of... magic. The women from the A are in a class all on their own and they know it. If a city that hosted Freaknik for several years isn't considered sexy then we may just have to redefine the word. Just because the hottest event in the south is just a distant memory these days, don't think the spirit has gone with the wind, too. With a celebrity filled party scene that people flock to consistently, ATL brings you that below the Mason-Dixon line heat.
22. Bangkok, Thailand
Bangkok. For those whose minds are always in the gutter, the name speaks for itself. The Thai have no qualms about being sexually liberal. Go-go clubs are everywhere and if you have aches and pains in certain special spots, someone at one of the many massage parlours may be able to get thoses kinks out for you. The Khao Sanh Road club district is really where the partying happens. Infamous for being a hook-up spot, the odds of your night's activities culminating with a happy ending are in your favor.
21. St. Tropez
If it's sexy enough for the world's hottest celebs, then it's no doubt one sexy travel hot spot. Along the French Riviera is St. Tropez, an exotic beach destination that the rich and famous have enjoyed for several decades. The famous Plage de Tahiti is a go-to beach for getting that nice sun-bronzed skin minus any tan lines because, you know, people aren't wearing any clothes while on this beach. Of course there are plenty of posh restaurants where you can dine, be dapper, and look sexy spending all of that cash.
20. Tokyo, Japan
Ever been on a vacation, taken a day trip to a neighboring city, made a deep connection with a beautiful young lady, and found yourself needing to rent a room for just an hour? Well, in the event that scenario plays out while you're in Asia, you may want to focus your destination search on Tokyo's Kabukicho area. This red light district in Japan has "love motels" in which the hotel staff role play and dress up. If you'd rather show others what you're working with, you can get on a stage and belt out the classics in your birthday suit at a nude karaoke bar. No one really cares how your junk looks—just stay on key, please.
19. Berlin, Germany
Underground fetish clubs may not be for everyone, but if getting kinky is what gets you going, then add Berlin to your travel destinations wishlist. Not quite sure what we mean by fetish clubs? Picture a dungeon nightclub in the city dedicated to people who fantasize about knockin' boots in the Middle Ages. Sound like fun? It's called the Gargoyle, make sure you stop by when you're in Berlin. Don't shy away from Berlin if you're not apart of the freak nasty fetish circuit, though, Pretty much all attitudes towards sex are welcome here, so enjoy as much or as little as you desire.
18. Mykonos, Greece
Not only is the baklava sweet, but the ladies are pretty sweet, too. Mykonos, also referred to as an adult's playground, is a place in the Mediterranean where the sexy and sophisticated cosmopolitan crowd flock to when they need some R & R. If you find yourself in Mykonos, make your way to Paradise beach on the south side of the city where the party starts no later than 4 pm and continues on all night. When you get tired of turning up in the sand, head to one of the many nightclubs, do your thing in there, and try to make it make to your hotel room for breakfast.
17. Paris
Paris usually equals romance and depending on who you ask, romance can be sexy. However, let's forget the Eiffel Tower marriage proposals and the finding love in a Paris cafe nonsense. There can be no sexy without sex—at least when you spell it out—so let's venture to the side of Paris where getting your freak on is the norm. When you've gotten the cheesy Parisian touristy stuff out of the way, head over to Paris' very own red light district, Pigalle Place. Here you'll find strip clubs, sex shops, and the French sexy cabarets. Moulin Rouge is a real place, fellas. Lil Kim and company were trying to tell you, bruh. Go get you some mocha-choca, whatever they were talking about. Just know that you can find sexiness in Paris as long as you don't spend all day eating baguettes by the Tower.
16. Osaka, Japan
The line between sexy and just plain freaky is pretty thin in Osaka, but it's up to you to decide whether you'd like to cross it or not. See, we aren't sure how many places have vending machines that dispense used panties, but if that's your thing, you know where you'll be spending your next vacation. Besides the secondhand panty machines, there are public baths that are staffed by "bubble princesses" who will assist you in getting so fresh and so clean because being that fresh is hard to accomplish solo dolo.
15. Maldives
If your idea of sexy is staring into turquoise water and laying out on white sand, you may want to head over to the Maldives in the Indian Ocean. A perfect destination for those who need to break away from the stresses of city living, these islands can be described as heaven on Earth. Surfers should hit the Maldivian waves between June and August, but it's always a good time to visit this place. The inhabited islands aren't what you'd describe as sexy considering most Maldivians are quite religious, but if you stick to the resort islands, you're free to do you. It's going to cost you a grip to vacation in the Maldives, but don't worry, it's worth it. Remember, sexy ain't cheap.
14. Moscow
Let's be real, here. When thinking of a sexy vacation spot, one of the criterium that will put a place on the list is the hotness of the women. That's why Boca Raton didn't make the cut this time around. No shade to the wannabe cougars and MILFs in the retirement homes in Florida, though. Anyway, Moscow boasts some of the sexiest women on Earth, so even though it may not be in the tropics, if you're looking for some heat, you should give Russia a try. While you're there, make sure to party at the Denis Simachev Shop & Bar. Model chicks dancing in every inch of the venue? You've won just by being in their presence.
13. Budapest, Hungary
The cultural significance the architeture of Budapest has in Europe is indeed admirable and noteworthy, however, that isn't what makes Hungary's capital city so hot. No, the vibrant nightlife and youthful culture of the city is how Budapest earned its ranking as one of the sexiest places on Earth. Not only do the young folks in Budapest like to party and get dirty together, but the city also makes sure that they can wash away all of their sins together in the many natural thermal baths. There aren't many things more sensual than getting undressed with a bunch of strangers and enjoying the steam of a natural bath all while being surrounded by some of Europe's most elaborate architeture.
12. Las Vegas
The widely accepted rule is that whatever happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas, so leave the inhibitions at the gate when you head out on your West Coast adventure. It's called "Sin City" for a reason. Try and knock out a few of the seven deadly sins while you're there. May we suggest starting with lust and greed? The "anything goes" attitude of Las Vegas makes it a great destination for those who want to experience a world completely removed from the mediocrity of their day-to-day lives. Live out some of your wildest fantasies and make sure to keep your experiences to yourself upon your return home. You take the fun out of it when you kiss and tell.
11. Cap D'agde, France
How can a place called "Naked City" not be one of the sexiest vacation destinations on Earth? Cap D'agde is a city that caters to people who love living life sans clothes. We can't be mad at that. This place has more than a clothing optional beach—you can live a clothing optional life! Take a stroll through the mall and let it all hang out. Make a deposit at the bank butt ass naked. The only time folks need to cover up is during dinner. Gotta keep it hygenic. If you fancy yourself a hedonist, than Cap D'agde is awaiting your arrival.
10. Cape Verde Islands
Off the coast of West Africa lies a cluster of 10 main islands where you can experience a perfect blend of soulful African traditions with the European flavor of the Portuguese. The warm water beaches stretch for miles long and are the ideal environment for enjoying many watersport activities. Cape Verde may put you in a Brazilian state of mind, but don't get it confused, these islands have a distinct flavor unique to Africa. The sounds of the spoken Kriolu language spoken by some of the most beautiful women on the planet make for quite the eargasm. Plan a trip to Curralinho beach in Boa Vista, an area that sees little to no rainfall. You don't want to spend a single day on your trip couped up inside and missing out on all of the tantalizing fun.
9. Trinidad and Tobago
If a sexy vacation is what you're after, you should start preparing for your upcoming trip to Trinidad in March. Carnival is one of the biggest festivals in the world and though there are Carnival festivals held all over the world, no one does it quite like Trinidadians. Every year on the Monday and Tuesday before Ash Wednesday, folks take to the streets to celebrate the festivities before Lent. Women dress up in elaborate costumes in which most of the material rest on their heads. If you can't make it to Trinidad during Carnival, no worries, the party lasts all year round.
8. Jackson Hole, Wyoming
Taking a trip to the United States' national parks can be hot. Just ask folks who've stayed in Jackson Hole, Wyoming at the Amangani Hotel. The massive mountains blanketed in smooth layers of white snow provide a sexy backdrop for your time in the steamy pool. You can bring your girl if you'd like, but doesn't this sound like a place for a nice summer time fling? The Old West has a sleek new look and is a lot more interesting when the sexy factor is thrown into the mix.
7. Miami
Do we really need to explain why Miami made the list? Miami has the soul and flavor of the Caribbean all while being attached to rest of the great ol' U.S. of A. A city with sandy, sunny beaches, very attractive people, and a part scene that is unparalleled, you're missing out on some of the world's hottest entertainment if you don't make it out to South Beach at least once. There are various events held throughout the year in this South Florida city, so unless there's a hurricane on the way, there really isn't a bad time to experience Miami.
6. Cabo San Lucas, Mexico
Yes, it's popular with Spring Breakers and rightly so. Cabo San Lucas is the place to go if you want to party all night and into the morning, dance until you catch a Charlie Horse, and fall in lust at least five times in a single outting. It's not all about partying in Cabo, though. If you find that you need to chill out and recover from the debauchery, you can head over to Lover's Beach and cuddle up with one of the ladies who caught your eye the night before. Conversely, during the times you need your adrenaline rush, scuba diving is spectalur in the area as well. Whatever floats your boat is available in Cabo and having things just the way you like them is pretty damn sexy.
5. Iceland
We know that you probably never thought you'd see Iceland and the word "sexy" in the same sentence, but we're about to put you on game. We can all agree that high-end luxury is sexy. As is being butt-naked, yes? Well, if you put the two together, you've got one pretty hot vacation and that's what you'll get at the Blue Lagoon in Iceland. This natural wonder of hot springs was formed accidentally in 1976, and it was a happy accident indeed. Not only do the public bathing facilities provide you with a chance to be one with Mother Nature and the beautiful specimens she created, but since the waters are said to have great benefits for skincare, you're able to preserve your sexy at the same time.
4. Rio de Janeiro
The supermodel you lust after is most likely from Brazil. Your ideal ass on a woman was molded in Brazil. So why haven't you been to Brazil yet? Book a trip to Rio de Janeiro in 2014 under the guise of going to watch the World Cup, even though we all know most of your time will be spent on the exotic beaches admiring the gorgeous women who walk past you every 10 seconds. Everywhere you turn in Rio there's something stunning to see. The landscape is breathtaking, the energy is vibrant, and all of the typical tropical paradise cliches apply here, but that just means the Brazilians got the game on lock. Rio has earned it's title as one of the sexiest cities on Earth and it doesn't look like that's changing anytime soon.
3. Seychelles
East of the contiguous African continent are 115 small islands that are collectively dubbed Seychelles. This isn't the desination for you to venture to with your wingman and group of guys, but if you've got a girl and want to show her how serious you are about keeping the heat in your relationship, this spot will not disappoint. Sometimes there is nothing sexier than being alone. With numerous deserted beaches on the islands, you and your lady have a good chance of checking the "sex on the beach" box on your couples' bucket. The Seychelles isn't all about lounging and tanning, though. If you make it there, hit up the popular club "Lovenut." If the name is a foreshadow to how you'll end your evening, you're definitely in for a good night.
2. Amsterdam, Netherlands
Is there a place with a greater sense of sexual liberation than Amsterdam? De Wallen, Amsterdam's largest red light district, is home to an insane amount of sex shops, sex museums, sex theatres, and special places where you can get some bud—like coffee shops. In Amsterdam, you'll gallivant through the streets of De Wallen, Singelgebied, and Ruysdaelkade, and take a peek at the sex workers advertising their services legally. Now, just because you can look, doesn't mean you have to touch, but you have choices, and that's pretty hot. The freedom to express yourself sexually earns Amsterdam its spot on this list.
1. Negril, Jamaica
The Caribbean is an entire geographic region devoted to all things sexy. The music of the islands, the variety of West Indian cuisine that awaken your palette, and the beautiful people come together to stimulate all of your senses. And although each island has a lot of sexiness to offer, Jamaica comes out on top as the sexiest vacation destination. Just about 90 minutes away from the international airport in Montego Bay is a place that only those extremely confident in their sexiness should venture. Hedonism II in Negril is a resort that encourages you to let it all out. At this all-inclusive resort for nudists and the "prudes' who love them, be prepared to see a lot of private parts, participate in fantasy and fetish nights, and if you stay up late enough, some adult group activities will take place. Now, if you're ready for all of that, you've reached sexy vacation nirvana.