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We all know what happens after a good session with that sticky icky—munchies. You're high, which means you're feeling excellent, but you're too baked to throw together the leftovers in your refrigerator to create something to satisfy your cravings. But if you can manage to get yourself to a fast food restaurant, they may have something that fulfills your needs.
If your thing is mixing breakfast and dinner foods together, go out and grab a donut burger. If you're a stoner on Atkins, skip the bread and get a Double Down. Only potheads and pregnant women have a palette for some of the crazy hybrid meals these fast food spots have came up with. Let the strange cravings begin!
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Burger King's Bacon Sundae
Where You Can Get It: USA
Everyone was thinking it, but Burger King had the balls to do it. Top a sundae with bacon strips and let the people have it our way.
Pizza Hut's Kit Kat Pops
Where You Can Get It: Middle East
Fried Oreos? Give me a break, son. Kit Kats in fried pizza dough own fried Oreos.
Dunkin Donuts' Sausage Pancake Bites
Where You Can Get It: USA
Being able to literally throw or pop your breakfast into your mouth makes the high last a little bit longer because it's so much fun and all, right?
22. Denny's Mac 'n Cheese Big Daddy Patty Melt
Where You Can Get It: USA
Yes, yes, and more yes. No need to go into detail about this melt's ingredients—the name says it all. But if Denny's ever wanted to rename it something more appropriate, "The Cloud 9 Melt" is probably the most accurate description of this thing.
Dunkin Donuts' Pork and Seaweed Donut
Where You Can Get It: China
Pickles and Ice cream is almost cliche. Take it to the next level with the taste of swine and algae!
Slater 50/50's 'Merica Burger
Where You Can Get It: USA
All bacon, no fluff. Slater 50/50 gave stoners what they really wanted. No beef in the patty, just pork, pork, and more pork.
Taco Bell's MTN Dew A.M.
Where You Can Get It: USA
MTN Dew for breakfast seems a bit strange even when you're high. Add some orange juice? Now it makes perfect sense.
Taco Bell's A.M. Crunchwrap
Where You Can Get It: USA
Taco Bell is your go-to spot when the munchies/strange craving set in, but until recently, you couldn't go there if you puffed a little something in the morning. Crunchwrap A.M. has solved all of your early morning munchies problems. YES!
Slater's 50/50 Donut Burger
Where You Can Get It: USA
Your munchies mean not having to do your dinner and dessert separately.
Tesco's Lasagna Sandwich
Where You Can Get It: UK
You really want lasagna, but you're not about to use cutlery and give yourself dishwashing chores once you've come off your high. Slap a piece of lasagna in between some Wonder bread and you're solid.
Friendly's Grilled Cheese Burger
Where You Can Get It: USA
Ever been high and thought that just having a plain bun on your burger made the meal not live up to its full potential? Put your worries aside, your grilled cheese sandwich just got a whole lot more interesting.
Jack in the Box's Bacon Shake
Where You Can Get It: USA
Every weedhead knows that one should be able to gulp down his pork. Jack in the Box knows what's good.
Denny's Fried Cheese Melt
Where You Can Get It: USA
The creator of this sandwich was very likely high as a fucking cloud when he threw four mozzarella sticks into his grilled cheese sandwich and came up with this shit. Ingenious.
Quick's Darth Vader Burger
Where You Can Get It: Belgium
A burger sandwiched in between what looks to be two pieces of coal? Don't ask questions. Just eat it, and pray the force is with you.
Pizza Hut's Double Sensation Pizza
Where You Can Get It: Singapore
When you're high, there's no way you're going to make it to the deli and the pizza joint, even though you're craving everything both of those places serve. Pizza Hut comes in clutch right here with the Double Sensation. This "pizza within a pizza" meal features chicken sausage, more than one kind of cheese, slices of turkey and ham, and a little piece of heaven.
Chicken McDo & McSpaghetti
Where You Can Get It: Philippines
Spaghetti and fried chicken? We're confused, but we're definitely not complaining.
KFC's Savory Salt Ginger Chicken Potato Chips
Where You Can Get It: Japan
Stoners in Japan have all the luck. We get nasty ass "Chicken and Waffles" potato chips, and they get to wolf down a bag of KFC chicken flavored chips. Seems like a good time to move.
Pizza Hut's Cone Crust Pizza
Where You Can Get It: Middle East
Should you order a pizza, calzone, or both? What's that, stomach with a serious case of the munchies? Get both? Can't argue with that.
Wendy's Lobster Caviar Burger
Where You Can Get It: Japan
Word, Wendy's? Lobster and caviar from a fast food joint? Hell, pinkies up!
McDonald's Macaroni And Shrimp "Gracoro" Burger
Where You Can Get It: Japan
Without THC in your system, you side-eye the the shit out of this burger. With THC doing it's thing your body, this burger has everything you love and you can't believe you hadn't thought of it first.
Jollibee's Tuna Pie
Where You Can Get It: USA & Phillipines
You're stoned out of your mind, so eating tuna fish in pie form seems like a completely logical thing to do.
Pizza Hut's Cheeseburger Crown Crust Pizza
Where You Can Get It: Middle East
Quite possibly the most American junk food hybrid to not make it onto our territory, this cheeseburger-crusted pizza is the food of every stoner's dreams.
Pizza Hut's Hot Dog Stuffed Crust Pizza
Where You Can Get It: UK & Canada
In the USA, we get our hot dogs and pizza separately, but the Canadians and Brits don't have time for that. You have the munchies. Why would anyone be so cruel as to make you choose between the two?
Taco Bell Doritos Locos Taco
Where You Can Get It: USA
A Dorito chips plus taco hybrid equals everything that's right with the world.
KFC Double Down
Where You Can Get It: USA
This "sandwich" is all double everything. Don't worry about having two slices of bread making your cottonmouth worse, this item only has the important stuff—chicken, bacon, and cheese.