The Best Chuck Norris Memes
Chuck Norris, a man so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
Chuck Norris is a 77-year-old modern day living legend. As an actor and martial artist, he was once known for his TV series Walker Texas Ranger and for his dueling battle with Bruce Lee in the 1972 movie Way of the Dragon. But thanks to his internet hype beginning in 2005, Chuck Norris has evolved over time into a persona of unstoppable force with a knack for achieving the impossible.
Chuck Norris is by no means your average dude. He reached his supposed superhuman status on March 10, 1940 after being born in Ryan, Oklahoma. As meme rumor has it, Chuck Norris built the hospital he was born in AND drove his mom home that same day. Seriously? Is there any other American icon with such outrageous complimentary claims?
Norris first found his martial arts calling in 1958 when stationed in South Korea in the US Air Force. Ever since then he’s been building himself a killer resume. Chuck Norris was a six-year world karate champion, who also developed his own system of martial arts. Not to mention he’s achieved an eighth degree black belt in taekwondo, and third degree black belt in jiu jitsu at the age of 75. (Considering most dudes at 75 can’t use a regular belt to save their pants from the floor, that’s damn good.)
It’s apparent why fact and fiction have become blurred with Chuck Norris. Everywhere you look, "Chuck Norris facts" are plenty, and they remind people of his greatness in the most extreme hyperbolic ways. Chuck Norris has become an invincible, infallible, immortal, he-man. Now pay honor to the most ridiculously revered fighting champion and check out the best Chuck Norris memes.
Even Kanye knows not to interrupt Chuck Norris.
Try and ban this fidget from a classroom.
Damn, that’s how he did it?
Should’ve put that man First Class.
Someone's gotta do it.
Mike Bisping got nothing on Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris is above things as common as flushing.
We're guessing that most of his daughter's suitors don't meet her dad out of fear.
Consider yourself lucky.
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Chuck Norris is his own server.
Jigsaw and his tests are no match for the power of Chuck Norris.
One of life's greatest mysteries is solved.
Even Google bows down.
Fun Fact: Chuck Norris accounts for 80 percent of our earth's momentum in the solar system.
Chuck Norris has always been and always will be.
Chuck Norris is officially classified as a weapon of mass destruction.
It is a commonly known fact that Chuck Norris regularly defies the laws of science in his free time.
It was a national tragedy.
Even the son of God is no match for Chuck Norris' awesome skills.
Chuck Norris has the power to scare even inanimate objects into submission.
Guess politicians & scientists better step off.
Even before his birth, Chuck Norris had powers you could only dream of.
When Chuck's playing, it's a problem for any opponent.
Germany knew what was coming.
Chuck Norris is always with you, even if you don't see him.
A bridge in Slovakia held an online poll suggesting names for the structure. As always, Chuck Norris came in first place.
You don't want to know.
Hope that urinal learned a lesson.
Just another day in the life of Chuck Norris.
A catch-22.
Chuck Norris was the first man on the moon, mars, and even the sun. Take that NASA.
Pikachu, I choose you!
Any battle of wits with Chuck Norris will end badly for you.
Don't disrespect the king.
The Norris invasion.
Chuck Norris a.k.a. the board game gawd.
The real reason dinosaurs went extinct? They looked at Chuck Norris the wrong way.
Never study for another math final ever again.
Chuck Norris doesn't need a gun. He spits bullets.
Bottom line: When in the presence of Chuck Norris, you're pretty much screwed.
“Ain't nobody got time for that.” -Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris was here.
How does that happen!?
The poor guy never had a chance.
*Reads Four Pins once*
Step aside, Germ-X.
He doesn't make mistakes.
Everyone needs a side hustle.
Shots fired.