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Louis C.K. is one of, if not the funniest standup comedians alive today. But there’s something deeply confusing and unsettling going on with his Twitter today, and it doesn’t seem like it’s comedy. Although maybe that’s because it’s virtually impossible to understand what he is saying.
We present to you in its entirety, The World (and Space) According to Louis C.K.:
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It really feels like Mars used to be a here that got globally warmed by some very us-y people-things.
— Louis C.K. (@louisck) October 8, 2014
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I'm not saying I can prove it. I'm saying it feels like it.
— Louis C.K. (@louisck) October 8, 2014
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It feels like they left mars on a moon that they pushed out of orbit and rode over here to try to orbit what was earth
— Louis C.K. (@louisck) October 8, 2014
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That's the only way you could move billions of people-y types. But their moon crashed into pre-earth and everyone died.
— Louis C.K. (@louisck) October 8, 2014
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What was left turned into here and our moon and got seeded by marsian corpse DNA. And later we'll use our moon to go back.
— Louis C.K. (@louisck) October 8, 2014
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That's what it feels like anyway.
— Louis C.K. (@louisck) October 8, 2014
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And it feels like we are gonna keep bopping around on moons til we realize the whole solar system is actually a spaceship.
— Louis C.K. (@louisck) October 8, 2014
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The sun is the engine and if you wait til it all lines up just right and you push "go" you can ride it to a bigger far place.
— Louis C.K. (@louisck) October 8, 2014
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I would really like to emphasize that these are not opinions or theories. It's just a feeling I have.
— Louis C.K. (@louisck) October 8, 2014
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Also I feel like I know the origin of the basic despair that we all feel in the pit of our being, that one thing we all share.
— Louis C.K. (@louisck) October 8, 2014
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We used to be one single thing that was nowhere. The Big Bang happened, sending us, which used to be a "me" hurtling outward.
— Louis C.K. (@louisck) October 8, 2014
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And that basic sad despair inside is us going "aaaaaaaaaaaaah!!" Through space. We're like on the 20'th "a"
— Louis C.K. (@louisck) October 8, 2014
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If you go "aaaaa!" For a jiblion years you stop even hearing yourself say it. Anyway that's just how it feels sometimes.
— Louis C.K. (@louisck) October 8, 2014
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I'm not high.
— Louis C.K. (@louisck) October 8, 2014
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