The Crying Game: 10 Women On TV Who Might Be Men

First of all: Wendy Williams is a man. She shouldn't even really be on this list because everyone already thinks she's a man. Everything from the voice, to her constantly telling other woman she's their girlfriend, to those monstrous fake breast tell you this is not a woman. We don't care what anyone says. God him- or herself can come from the clouds, point to her, and say "No, no, I created that to be a woman," and we still wouldn't fucking believe it.

Look at that picture above: JWoww, full of rage, cocking back to strong-arm The Situation. That shit is fucking scary. The over-aggressiveness on display in that still is the main reason why we think she might be packing a little extra downstairs (well, that and the fact that she has the classic raspy tranny voice). In all seriousness though, we hope she's not a man because she's definitely in our "would probably smash if laying naked on our bed" category.

What we think might have happened here: To make themselves look more physically attractive, Kim and Kourtney decided to take one of their younger brothers, dress him up like a woman, name him Khloe, and drag his annoying ass wherever they go and film it for a number of reality shows. Bitches! What: We're talking crazy and paranoid? We have no real evidence? Yeah, maybe you’re right. The only real conclusion we can come up with is that Lamar Odom lost. Forever.

Sometimes, it’s really all about the character on TV or in a movie that an actor plays that determines our image for them. Perfect example: Katey Sagal. Our first impression of her is Peggy, from Married With a Children. She was the annoying wife, with the annoying voice, that wore too much make-up, and had a husband who never wanted to have sex with her (in fact, seemed pained by sex with her). That’s the image we will forever have of her, no matter how badass she is on Sons of Anarchy.

Come on: The name of her show was My Life on The D-List. Duh. Clear as day to us. On another note: TMZ needs to get their hands on that damn list already.

Out of all the bitchy and annoying conservative blondes on TV, Ann Coulter is without the doubt the bitchiest and most annoying of them all. She’s also the most masculine. She makes Rachel Maddow seem like fucking Audrey Hepburn. In case you needed some proof, just one 30 second Google search pointed us in the direction to Ann Coulter’s Adam’s Apple. Yeah, just in case you’re curious, woman ain't supposed to have that, bruh.

From the moment she came on the scene, it has been mentioned to great exhaustion how much Brooke Hogan looks like her pops, wrestling legend Hulk Hogan. But holy fuck does she look like the The Hulkster! It doesn't help that her little brother, Nick, acts more like a female than she does. Which just makes us wonder: Did Hulk and ex-wife Linda just fuck this whole thing up a long time ago?

We’re pretty split on 50’s alleged main squeeze, Chelsea. Half the time we’re so convinced she’s a man that we would bet a kick to the nads on it. Other times, though, she just looks plain hot and every rapper seems to have a thing for her. Oh, wait—FUCK: What does that say about us?

We actually originally had Natalie Nunn, from Bad Girls Club season four on here. Then we realized she's not on TV anymore and WorldStar videos don't really count, so fuck him/her. Instead, we have Nikki Galladay, from the brand new season, making the cut. There have only been two episodes so far this season, so admittedly we haven't seen a lot of her, but what we have seen is enough to make our tran-dar go off (yes, we just admitted to having tran-dar). Just look at the facts: A self described "tomboy," who plays football and goes by the nickname "The Prankster"? Beeeeeeep, beeeeeep...

The first thing you’re going to say: “But she has a sex tape!” Well, we’re still calling bullshit. As R. Kelly and his wonderful lawyers proved to a jury of 12, CGI can do incredible things nowadays. Plus, truth is, we don't know anyone who's actually seen this tape. The only cases we could find were a few people who watched it and than mysteriously gouged out their eyeballs. Weird.