Resort Porn: The Setai Hotel and Resort in Miami

Happy Friday! Have a look at the most awesomest place you probably won't be staying at this weekend.

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MiamioveroveroverThe Setai Hotel and Resort

“Hypnotize”

Little Havana

No sex in the Champagne Room. Says who? Baby, we break all rules.

Yep, catching vertigo while going up one flight of stairs is what's hot in the streets right now.

Miami Vice

Golden Girl

Pretty decent looking outdoor restaurant, right? Now just picture it with, like, 1000 percent more beautiful women.

When the heat gets volcanic, duck into one of the many indoor restaurants. Like The Grill, pictured here.

This is one of the Specialty Suites. Nothing but baller-listic views of straight ocean here.

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