Resort Porn: The Auberge du Soleil Resort In Rutherford, California

Happy Friday! Have a look at the most awesomest place you probably won't be staying at this weekend.

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Some of the coveted outside seats in the classy restaurant known as Restaurant. That name is either genius or lazy.

This room right here, also known as the Champagne Private Maison, will run you about $2,700 dollars a night. There's no "happy ending" either.

If you're paying all that money a pool is the least they could throw at you.

We won't even ask how much it cost to stay in there.

Bistro & Bar is just one of the many eateries on the resort. The bar > the bistro.

Wave goodbye to the Napa Valley! (Like you ever really said hello...)

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