Resort Porn: The Auberge du Soleil Resort In Rutherford, California

Happy Friday! Have a look at the most awesomest place you probably won't be staying at this weekend.

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Some of the coveted outside seats in the classy restaurant known as Restaurant. That name is either genius or lazy.

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This room right here, also known as the Champagne Private Maison, will run you about $2,700 dollars a night. There's no "happy ending" either.

If you're paying all that money a pool is the least they could throw at you.

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We won't even ask how much it cost to stay in there.

Bistro & Bar is just one of the many eateries on the resort. The bar > the bistro.

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Wave goodbye to the Napa Valley! (Like you ever really said hello...)

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