Resort Porn: Spice Island Beach Resort In St. George's, Grenada

Happy Friday! Have a look at the most awesomest place you probably won't be staying at this weekend.

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Grenada natural disasters Ronald ReaganSpice Island Beach ResortSt George’s

Grand Anse BeachOliver's Restaurant

White sand > dirty yellow cat litter sand.

The beach, pools outside, pools inside—there’s water EVERYWHERE at this place.

The standout eatery in the resort is Oliver's Restaurant, which mixes high-class dinning with live reggae music.

There's a playroom for the kiddies, so you don't have to go the handcuffs and bedpost route—again.

The resort contains a boutique where you can cheat and buy yourself some Grenadian swag.

You could get a room with your own personal pool in it. So when going on a swim you won't have to deal with those soul-crushing, judgment stares from others.

Sorry, puffers, but the resort is completely smoke free. No smoking anywhere on the beach. It's just like being at a New York City beach—except there's no guns allowed either.

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